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Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis (www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk)

submitted 1 year ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 year ago (1 child)

I was careless, didn't look where I stepped, it was totally because of my dick. Let me tell you more about it...

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[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

Seriously. Dude is acting like he can't see the floor because his dick is in the way. Be one thing if he had syncope due to blood flow. Just didn't look.

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