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Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis (www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk)
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[–] 84 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Summary of the article. " By the way I have a massive cock, it is just huge, biggest in the world. Did I say about my massive unit? It is really big...oh I slipped in the shower and broke my arm,...but let's get back to the massive third leg I have going on. ,,"

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    "Oops, I dropped my magnum condom for my magnum dong"

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    FWIW, that brand was specifically designed and marketed for average dicks to feel bigger. It's their whole thing.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    This dude has been in the news before, and again for some non-story, but thinly veiled trying to spread as much as possible exactly how long and thick his dong was. I mean good for him (or bad, many women's vaginas won't accommodate that), but he comes off as attention-seeker of the lowest order.

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