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Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis (www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk)

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Envious men please remember vaginas do have an ending. Don't trust hentai, your penis will NOT come out of our mouths

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[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 year ago

Next you're going to tell me that piss doesn't come from the balls? Please.

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[–] arararagi@ani.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

We know about the 666 man. Six figures salary. Six inches. Six feet tall.

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[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

The cervix is just a door if you knock hard enough.

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