Great story! Had a roommate telling a story of his old roommate in college. This guy was said to be packing a full-sized hair-spray can.

My guy is doing his engineering homework when his roomie stumbles home from the bar with woman. They head straight to the bedroom, of course. After 5-minutes:

"Oh hell NO you're not putting that thing in me!"

She went straight out the door, still pulling her clothes on.

Poor fella.