I hope it says big balls on the medal

This timeline is so fucking stupid I have difficulty believing it sometimes

What a ridiculous country you have going on over there

Release the Trump/Epstein files

placing him in the company of luminaries such as Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King Jr. and Mother Teresa

One of these persons is not like the others...

George Tenet got one for roping us into an illegal war in Iraq.

The PMoF is meaningless.

Calling it now; 3 middle-schoolers are gonna beat the shit out of him and steal the medal, and that's how the bill of rights will be repealed.

Imagine being the person who has to inscribe a medal of freedom to “big balls”

Balls not so big if a gun is pointed in his stupid face.

Can I kick his ass too so he can get a second medal?

Anything Epstein's best buddy hands out will be noted as a total farce and those receiving them should be ridiculed relentlessly. Cue South Park.

Of course. These people would give literal Hitler the presidential medal of freedom if he were around to give it to. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if they award him something posthumously

holy shit nobody cares. stop being caught off guard by low effort outrage sideshows. next one drops in 12 hours or so, can we grow up enough to handle it?

if someone were to shoot him will they give him a posthumous promotion? that would be cool

While I typically frown on violence, it'd be a just world if after receiving said medal, BB got his ass beat on a weekly basis.

placing him in the company of luminaries such as Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King Jr. and Mother Teresa.

The medal's reputation has already been tarnished, then, might as well add him.

This is definitely a "Release the Epstein Client List" kind of post.

At this point I'm starting to think it didn't even really happen.

Like, I saw the pic, and it's a lot of blood, but not really any cuts or bruising. Especially with it being blamed on a "gang of teens" and being used to justify national guard and now this meddle?

It's just too fucking convenient, but I also believe Big Balls is just one of those guys that ends up getting jumped a lot. I knew a guy in college like that, if he was on his own for five minutes he'd get "jumped for no reason" almost immediately.

Dude just couldn't help but run his mouth

It hasn't meant anything since the dumpster fire gave one to Limbaugh during his first term.

I know I've mentioned how I hate this timeline, but it bears repeating.

All I am saying is that Rosa Parks deserved a better award then.

The ultimate participation trophy! Won’t conservatives hate that though?

My names Big Balls and I got my ass kicked by a 15 year old girl, and daddy trump gave me a medal!

Such Ralph Wiggum energy

By some accounts, voters voted for Trump precisely because he is a vulgar crook: his election was a negation of Obama and Harris, and an affirmation of the white-supremacist idea that the lowest white man is above the best person who is not one.

In this case, giving this 2-bit goon the award is the same in microcosm.

Haha so funny and outrageous, what a clever and well thought out distraction. So anyway, about the Trump/Epstein files, when are those getting released?

Stolen valor

Okay - as of right now, I think there's much more to this story that we haven't been told and this is all damage control.

Like it wasn't actually a carjacking at all, and instead, for instance, "Big Balls" tried to buy sex with one or the other or both of them, then when she/he/they not coincidentally refused, he went on a drunken racist tirade, so they kicked his ass.

He also stole all of our personal information as part of a technofacist mysoginist child rapist oligarch coup to install a corporate dictatorship for the foreseeable future. I bet he got his ass kicked for being a entitled little douche

I hereby award you the "Royal Order of the Bonespurs!"

No balls.

Sound right MAGAts are worthless.

Ladies and gentlemen, your 56th President....