Do you know how many people were killed in car crashes before seat belts were introduced? Before crash testing was done?

Saying you shouldn't bother to make the highest death rate percentage rail operator be more safe because people will still find another way to die....

Yeah, definitely need to run some more high speed rail through the middle of towns that don't have the safety guards to handle it.

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/article308679915.html

Edit for the people who still think Brightline is fine:

Every day! Never once does anyone comment about the size of my feet. You’d think people on the subway would be more observant.

I didn't say it was untrue.

Every accusation is an admission.

I hereby award you the "Royal Order of the Bonespurs!"

"Where did I park my boat?"

--Me, allegedly, a few times.

just enough rum

This does not exist.

There is only "just one more rum," followed by "that was too much rum."

Because sailors never got drunk enough to see that version.

Edit: Let me revise that to say "Because sailors never got drunk enough to admit seeing that version when they got drunk enough to see it."

He's a master of 1-D tic-tac-toe.

Telling someone who doesn't have a home to move is the most Trumpian thing he's done in... like 3 days?

Magic Omnibus is my favorite song by The Who.