Why couldn’t she be the other kind of mermaid?

Nobody ever talks about the left/right mermaid.

There's a bar near me that has a very large reverse mermaid painted on the front, and just yesterday I met a woman with a reverse mermaid tattooed on her arm...

Maybe you just aren't looking hard enough!

Boy do I have a guy for you!

Anyway, hated the first fight against this bastard

Because sailors never got drunk enough to see that version.

Edit: Let me revise that to say "Because sailors never got drunk enough to admit seeing that version when they got drunk enough to see it."

Mermaid: not enough fish to eat, not enough woman to love.

Because no sailor’s gonna fall in love with a trout in skinny jeans 🐟👖😂

Prolly because you can’t fap to a bikini top on a fish.

I mean guess you could if you try hard enough.

What about a reverse centaur? Would it be a horse head on a human torso or would it still have four legs but human legs?

No boobs?

Well, there was an appearance in that one episode of Red Dwarf…but it was the object of desire for the creature descended from the ship’s cat, so…

Because there's no sea creature that looks like a fish head with human legs. Manatees look like human torsos with fish legs. If you see a manatee from above the water, you'll understand why a sailor might think they saw a mermaid. All mythological creatures sort of resemble real animals.

Because of many reasons. One of them being that fish don't talk so they wouldn't be able to sing.

Another is that top fish bottom human is the worst of both. Bad swimming and bad walking.

I had thought one more but I forgot in when I imagined a top fish bottom human mermaid twerking attract sailors