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[–] 61 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you can see the penis, odds are you have already seen the feet, so there is no need to wonder.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    Did you think of this because of the article about the guy who broke his arm due to his 14.5-inch penis?

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    What a weird coincidence. I broke a nail due to my 1.45-inch penis!

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    I've certainly said it as a joke.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    While there might be a correlation, the guy that was packing the largest schmeat back in my army days was of average height and, IIRC, regular feet size. He was also shy and assuming, lol, and a sweetheart who brought his mom and little brother from Moldova to France on his little soldier salary. 👍

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago*

    What

    Edit: oh it's reversing the "big feet -> big penis" thing. The reason is you usually know someone's feet size before you see their genetalia.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    I do, sometimes you're watching porn and a dude just has a magnificent giant cock and quite often I wonder what size shoe they wear, but most the time I'm just admiring their massive cock.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I can hear this as a Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Every day! Never once does anyone comment about the size of my feet. You’d think people on the subway would be more observant.

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  • We must hang out in very different circles then.

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