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K is the only area you're guaranteed to be born into a first world country, therefore giving you better passport privilege to move where you want to go if you don't like it.
Yeah but you might be born as an aboriginal tribe member, which the Australian government isn't exactly the nicest towards.
Monkey paw, you get born as a fish, and spawn-captured/killed immediately.
Are there second world countries? I never hear about them. Is there a master list?
The old division was nato/capitalist block was first world, soviet/communist block was second world and everything else was third world.
The soviet union may be gone, but a lot of the countries that used to be a part of it are still at the same relative standard of living between the developed west and the underdeveloped global south, so could be considered "second world". The biggest example is, of course, russia; yeah, not the best standard of living but a lot better than what a lot of the world is getting.
K gives you about a 60% chance of being born in the ocean.
I don't know.... it looks like 60% ocean to me....I don't want to be born in the middle of the ocean.
If you don't choose K, it's your loss
Only non terror option
K is honestly the only truly safe option.
K - might as well guarantee a first world country.
It's not guaranteed you'll be a Kiwi.
Do you have something against Australia, lol?
Ok so I know this is a loss meme but Imma still say the bottom of J.
How the heck did you catch that!?
It completely went over my head until I read your comment, I scrolled back up and boom - there it was .:|:;
Odds are you won't win the bottom part. Figure where the population predicts your likely birth town and roll those dice!
surprise! you're attacked by hungry seals and finished off by horny penguins.
G don't look bad
K is clearly the best, but E is underrated. Some highly developed countries there, just have to hope you won't get Myanmar.
Singapore and what else? That's not the happening part of China, even.
Singapore isn't in there... though admittedly I thought Hong Kong, Guangzhou, Shenzen and Wuhan were in there which I think might not be.
Still, it definitely has Chongqing, Chengdu, Kunming, Xi'an and Lanzhou, which are arguably still very much part of the 'happening part' of China :)
Ah shit, you're right, it's south of Malaysia. Honestly my geography in that area is sketchy, despite my personal connections.
I do know generally development started in the eastern China. Some of those cities are huge, but that only means so much. The ones in the south are probably nicer, just by reputation. And, of course, the "autonomous regions" are varying levels of nightmare.
Cambodia isnt great either. With B, you can always move to a decent part of Mexico.
So is G like, a random boat?
Born on a cruise ship to degenerate swinger parents.
I'm not sure if OP realises there's islands. If it was supposed to be empty the southern Indian ocean or interior Antarctica would have been better picks.
Clearly G, so that I die instantly while not beeing able to cognitivly know what's happening, so I don't see this dumb timeline of humanity.
I guess K is the least risky option
Remeber kids, bad humans are far more dangerous than scawwwy Australian animals
G so I could be birthed by rich parents on a cruise
You're all cowards I'm rolling the dice on C and I'll be chilling in Tokyo with my waifu body pillow while yall get eaten by snakes in K.
I was born in C, not recommended.
(People's Republic of China)
Restrictive firewall, no porn, hard to get western media, so you'd be stuck with ww2 sino-japanese war tv drama or some cringe romance stuff.
With a population of 1.4 Billion (well, minus the area covered by "E"), you'd most likely end up there.
Did I even mention video games? Yea... that's gonna be tough to get, definitely no online multiplayers (even if you somehow got a VPN, the ping is gonna kill you).
And your VPN could fail at any time even if you do get it.
Also, OP didn't specify you get to choose your gender, so if you're born as a woman in Japan... good luck. (Don't ask why camera shutter sounds are mandatory on Japanese Phones)
Yeah, well.... Enjoy Manilla! Here's to hoping i end up in a remote part of Tasmania.
K. Coincidentally, I was actually born in K.
What the fuck is with this gerrymandered map?
Id say K first because developped countries and low poverty areas.
G second because i lived the island life for a few years and it's pretty chill, beyond the underdevelopment and obesity.
H, B and E third, poor countries but not that bad, beyond overpopulated poor areas, Argentina is great and Mexico is good, US is neutral, Canada is win.
D and J fourth, you can live a decent life in those aera but with a very large bit of luck, majority of people live in poverty, oppression, or starvation. South Africa has some racism, but it's not that bad as a place to live.
A>F>I>C
is this loss?
People around here seem so scared of south america. It's mostly a nice place to live.
That's a really interesting question! I admire the creativity :)
I think it would have to be K though, as that includes Australia and New Zealand, so no chance of being born in a developing country, unlike the others. I assume the Polynesian islands are not too great to live in, but idk.
K. Australia is quite chill.
The swooping magpies might be an issue though.
G would be safe. I would be even more morbidly obese than I already am, but I would be safe. (If I would spawn on an island)
Weather is a bigger threat than you might realise in the G region.
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