I mean, sure, that's neat and all but my toilet still needs an analog flusher.

You're forgetting the cardinal rule of home automation. Everything must also work "normally" if HA were to go down.

I don't know what I'm going to do with this information but I'm glad it's in my brain now.

I don't know.... it looks like 60% ocean to me....I don't want to be born in the middle of the ocean.