Back in my day you used to be able to buy twelve horseshoe crabs for a nickel... Of course that was before the war... Back then id swear at least two and a half teenth of my crew where horse shew crab but who you going to tell ? Tattling wouldn't be invented for another 2 score years up in Kentucky you had to wait another 6!

But it's was easier and I miss those days. If you could dodge the knowledge toads you were already 12 up on these Irish but we can't say that anymore can we? No sir...now we got to give everything to the freckled folk and act like that's the way it's meant to be but it's not. It wasn't a thing until the battle of leaky hill... But we lost and I had to accept that to get tomatoes down at the Paul's service at a decent price. Don't even get me started about the tomatoes. You never damn believe it.

Sorry I'm going to be a grandfather soon so I'm practicing

In defence of plants, it takes a highly evolved form of life to be able to do nothing all day and get away with it.

Those fuckers have like nine different types of eyes. Even that tail is one big photoreceptor! Primitive, my ass - you try surviving crawling around in the mud for 400 million fucking years.

From Wikipedia:

Horseshoe crabs have been described as "living fossils", having changed little since they first appeared in the Triassic.

But not horse shoes

Not directly relevant, but I think Keanu Reaves named his band "Dog Star" because he was "Sirius" about his music career.

I may be wrong but a mass of inhert hydrogen has the same mass of a radiating one, so they could have been orbiting a mass of gas a long time before the "newer" one ignited.

The bigger the star, the brighter it burns

Also it dies sooner. So any given big star is more likely to be young

I can explain that but I have to use the only thing available to illustrate.

So imagine my left testicle here formed before this penis in the middle... And yes it is technically a penis despite the small size, and this testicle-

Rumors to this day state it pulses to a Gregorian chant

I could explain, but there's a lot of string theory involved and I only have limited time.

North is very cold tho.