You’d have a hard time convincing me to support most of these (because that is how humor works), but lemme tell you I would wholeheartedly and enthusiastically support an entirely serious campaign to rename Washington to Obama. It would make talking about where I’m from like 84% less confusing.

Whoregon is a genius way to get east coasters to pronounce the name properly XD

Vagina got me 🤣

As a resident of Missyuri, I welcome this change wholeheartedly.

Well, the Republicans are big fans of renaming shit. Might as well get used to it.

My guess for Mime SODA is that they refer to it as “pop”. 🤷‍♂️

Edit: Richard Dean Anderson is from Minnesota and was a mime.

But let’s talk about Nude Jersey. 🤔

pegsylvania lol

I don't get neosbraska

Obama.... Then I saw Alabortion. Perfect. 👌

I greatly appreciate the work you put into this. The original was barely legible.

stars, this is good.

It’s very.,,. Sex-positive. I guess we are just way sexier than the gop. Which makes perfect sense.

Estrogenia! Mountain mama! Take me home, country roads!

I'd totally be proud of my country if this were the case. Oh, and if we also stopped the imperialism.

This is amazing 😂

Bottom dickota really tickled me

If you really want to rile up from West Virginia, call it Left Virginia. I do.

Oh also the new California Republic is actually where California used to be. I think Caesar's Legion is actually in Texas.

I love that I now live in the New California Republic, but I'm really tempted to spend some time exploring Whoregon

lol. Great OC.

Everybody fears Omegahio. Think Ohio, but 20,000x worse. There is no hope. There is no escape. It is already too late.

Wait until they find out where "California" came from.

How to make Oregon and New Mexico the top tourism destination states 😄

As a Greater DC resident, why are we called “Doll City” now? I get “Vagina” & “Gay Marryland”, but is it a sex doll reference or something else?

That's lol, but alt text would make it sweeter (web accessibility, text search, etc).

No Puerto Rico? :( :( :(

Ukraine next to blue+yellow combo is a nice touch

• Alabama -> AlaBLM
• Maryland -> MutualAidLand
• Texas -> Taxes
• Connecticut -> Communism
• Oregon -> YoreGunsAreGone
• Ohio -> Occupy-o
• Minnesota -> MinneSocialism
• New York -> New Woke (note: NYC, a.k.a. AOC, is a gerrymandered "virtual state" to improve electoral college representation)
• (Los Angeles and San Francisco are also gerrymandered "virtual states" to improve electoral college representation)
• New Mexico -> (ceded to Mexico to create new immigration routes)
• Washington, D.C. (District of Columbia) -> Clitoris, D.K. (Das Kapital)

There are few places I fear.

But Omegahio, it scares me.

This is a top tier shitpost.

Stop making Missouri look cool, kthx

these are good

my favorite is vagina

I still say Maine is a lame one. But I like old new Vegas.

When I was a kid in Latin America there was a map of the US painted on the school wall with the state names on it. It was a running battle between the students who would chalk a "P" before "Utah" and the teachers who would erase it. As far as I know, the battle is ongoing to this day. (not that we had anything against Utah, it was just too easy a juvenile pun.)

I love Wokelahoma and Gay Marry Land

Hey now, I'm from that southern M state.

I can never remember if it's spelled Missipissi or Missishitty though..

I think Mime-SODA is supposed to be a reference to that Biden speech where he yelled out "SODAAAA!" Yeah, pretty weak

This makes Florida seem far more desirable (to me) than it actually is.

“Whoregon” might make it into my rotation

I'd drink mime soda

going on a pilgrimage to Doll City