I can give you a 900 number where someone will talk to you as long as you want about how dirty, filthy sweaters are made.

I swear this sounds familiar, rummages through bag, oh yeah: this.

Only in the USA. Terms apply. Not eligible for transfers to socialist America.

I’m excited for the USA to finish that wall so when our air planes and ships are denied entry, we’ll already have have gated ourselves in. Let us stew for a century or two.

Oh I thought you meant the things in general we’ve said, and not just this article.

what your (sic) saying isn’t really helpful

But what is it that we are saying? Since you are telling us it’s about what we are saying?

Americans act a lot like battered spouses. “They’ll change this time, I know it.”

I’m going to want full credit for the chaos. ;)

Have you heard of the new [objective Object] it’s an impartial

If you aren’t holding the power cables with your bare hands, you may as well be using JavaScript.

Thinking like a true capitalist. Who says you can’t kill the master with the masters tools? ;)

It’s missing BINDERS of pages!