I hope when you lay down in your plushie pile that it’s just turtle all the way down.

Pet all the unicellular plankton!

At least we have our replicas

We'd certainly need to kill a lot less than 90 billion if we had big ass dinos to farm.

Yeah but, I don't think the people that have the power and make the decisions to do that, have any dinosaur plushies.

In the most horrible circumstances.

And we blast the meat scrapings off their bones with high pressure water jets and mold the resulting pink slime into… more dinosaurs!

Which is pretty fucking metal when you think about it.

Skill issue. T-rexs can't run fast enough to escape my love for them

I definitely can't outrun a tiger but they're still amazing and I would 100% pet one if I could do so without becoming lunch

I read this as "T-rexas" and briefly imagined a T-Rex in a cowboy hat driving a lifted truck. 😂

I always tell the wife that if they ever find my body mauled by a mountain lion, she'll know my last words were "who's a pretty kitty?"

Clever girl