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[–] 6 points 12 hours ago (8 children)

Yeah and marry me "chicken" tofu on TheeBurgerGuy on YouTube is better than any real chicken. It's like the best cooked chicken you'll ever have. Perfect texture and flavor! No gross raw chicken juices to handle. Happy belly and happy soul

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  • [–] 5 points 12 hours ago (7 children)

    OK, but chickens are assholes who refuse to let me pet them.

    Every cow I've met has been affectionate towards even random strangers.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

    Brb driving 90 in a school zone because I’m not allowed to pet the children

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  • [–] 2 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

    My neighbors both have chickens that love being picked up and petted. Depends on the breed.

    Also ocelots don't like to be petted, do we need to build ocelot murder factories now to kill a few billion a year as revenge?

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