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[–] 6 points 1 day ago (8 children)

OK, but chickens are assholes who refuse to let me pet them.

Every cow I've met has been affectionate towards even random strangers.

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  • [–] 7 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

    Brb driving 90 in a school zone because I’m not allowed to pet the children

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    My neighbors both have chickens that love being picked up and petted. Depends on the breed.

    Also ocelots don't like to be petted, do we need to build ocelot murder factories now to kill a few billion a year as revenge?

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