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[–] 54 points 19 hours ago (17 children)

Sorry but we are literally killing 90 billion of their descendants a year in slaughterhouses

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  • [–] 15 points 17 hours ago (12 children)

    Yeah but, I don't think the people that have the power and make the decisions to do that, have any dinosaur plushies.

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  • [–] 10 points 16 hours ago (10 children)

    You have the power. You make the choice to contribute to this multiple times a day.

    (You) as in the reader.

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  • [–] 6 points 15 hours ago (9 children)

    Yeah and marry me "chicken" tofu on TheeBurgerGuy on YouTube is better than any real chicken. It's like the best cooked chicken you'll ever have. Perfect texture and flavor! No gross raw chicken juices to handle. Happy belly and happy soul

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  • [–] 6 points 14 hours ago (8 children)

    OK, but chickens are assholes who refuse to let me pet them.

    Every cow I've met has been affectionate towards even random strangers.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

    Brb driving 90 in a school zone because I’m not allowed to pet the children

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  • [–] 2 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

    My neighbors both have chickens that love being picked up and petted. Depends on the breed.

    Also ocelots don't like to be petted, do we need to build ocelot murder factories now to kill a few billion a year as revenge?

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  • [–] 4 points 16 hours ago

    What if they DID, that'd be some Blade-type tormented soul shit. Tyson CEO/chicken otherkin, he stalks the night hunting Chick-fil-A employees and praying to Devil Dinosaur for another asteroid to wipe out the apes - but he was bitten by a radioactive chicken CEO, and by day he is bound to the grey boardrooms of a meat conglomerate!

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