So he wanted to attend a furry con, and was upset to find out it wasn't a furry con... I know nothing of this person, but all available evidence points to them being a furry.
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100% this lad has content on his PC that would make him very interesting to the nonce cops.
I know that nonce has another meaning, but now I'm picturing uniformed police tracking down criminals who used numbers more than once.
He's lucky, if it's a real furrycon he could be ganked and thrown out like a wet toilet paper, he's literally trying to storm a place where most people are masked.
Idk about ganked, but he would’ve been beaten up by a LOT of people, by security, furries, handlers and con-goers then arrested. Theres literally a popular furry, think they go to the con near there, who I’d a literal professional black belt and does performances there in fursuit. Other than that, gun enthusiasts, lawyers, etc high ranking people are always attending.
All I know is that after generations of bullying online and IRL, furries are still here and thriving. It's crazy to even think you could fuck with them at this point, I'm not even in that community but their confidence and resilience is hard to miss.
he would’ve been beaten up by a LOT of people, by security, furries, handlers and con-goers
Yes, that is what mean by ganked, it's a slang in gaming.
so many furries i kno are gun enthusiasts, including me. I wonder what the correlation there is?
I bet most of those furries wouldn't want to damage their expensive suits though.
That’s what I’m trying to figure out too. What would he have done once he got there? Whine and yell? Try to start a fight? What?
Is he wearing a kevlar vest underneath his shirt or is he just shaped like a block?
The picture looks to me like he's wearing a ceramic plate "tactical vest".
Yeah, empty plate carrier. It's his signature cosplay at this point.
Oh empty is even better, that's hilarious.
Get ready for something even funnier. Spiderman punching this chud in the face in Minneapolis:

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/08/watch-spider-man-punch-a-anti-lgbtq-protestor-in-the-face/
Minneapolis really showing Seattle up in their Nazi response. Seattle has good chops though, just need to get back to their roots:

notice how he's titled an "activist", funny isn't it?
I know several furries that would be quite willing and able to kick this guy’s ass if he showed up at a furry convention.
I bet all the furries at the cat convention had a right laugh at the guy.
Nothing like having the shit kicked out of you by a group of pandas and koalas
Furries are usually also masked so it would even increase the % of people willing to do it
He has the mouth of a large sea bass
Man wouldn't last a minute in a furcon before his mind explodes from visual stimulus overload from all the fursuits.
"why my pp hard?" -furry haters realizing that they just really want to fuck us (probability 100%)
Now, do they want us in full suit or just anime levels of furry is the real question-
Furries are cool and based and should be given the country.
I hope they reported him for disturbance of peace, tresspassing, and whatever else a lawyer can stick to him.
Does his stunt at the Capitol count as "prior" if it was pardoned?
Now, now, don’t be so hard on him, he needs both his brain cells to keep standing up (one for each leg), he’s got none spare to think.
The picture is not related to this event; the video is even more humiliating.
Maybe they were trying to revolutionize the concept of furry and the cats were actually for inspiration
That video is hilarious. He's screaming about furries and sexual perversion, hollering that it's bad for the children, and yet the only one making the entire thing sexual is HIM!
It's like when MAGAs started screaming about Open Borders. Nobody promoted Open Borders more than MAGA, they couldn't say it enough. Nobody invited more illegals into this country than MAGA.
Trump being elected President a second time and pardoning Jan 6th insurrectionists led to both Jake Lang being a thing again but also led to Vtuber Nazi Miku.
This happened and we all allowed it to happen. I assume Nachisu Miku is why the Democrats won so big. We the people saw the cringe we allowed to manifest and had to undo it.
Really lays bare how much Jake doesn't know or care about any of the events he crashes. He has nothing of substance to say about any topic, just wants to yell slurs to get attention from bigots.
Man is living rage bait.

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