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[–] 84 points 11 hours ago (1 child)

So he wanted to attend a furry con, and was upset to find out it wasn't a furry con... I know nothing of this person, but all available evidence points to them being a furry.

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  • [–] 28 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

    100% this lad has content on his PC that would make him very interesting to the nonce cops.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

    I know that nonce has another meaning, but now I'm picturing uniformed police tracking down criminals who used numbers more than once.

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  • [–] 26 points 8 hours ago (11 children)

    He's lucky, if it's a real furrycon he could be ganked and thrown out like a wet toilet paper, he's literally trying to storm a place where most people are masked.

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  • [–] 18 points 6 hours ago (7 children)

    Idk about ganked, but he would’ve been beaten up by a LOT of people, by security, furries, handlers and con-goers then arrested. Theres literally a popular furry, think they go to the con near there, who I’d a literal professional black belt and does performances there in fursuit. Other than that, gun enthusiasts, lawyers, etc high ranking people are always attending.

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  • [–] 16 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

    All I know is that after generations of bullying online and IRL, furries are still here and thriving. It's crazy to even think you could fuck with them at this point, I'm not even in that community but their confidence and resilience is hard to miss.

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  • [–] 25 points 11 hours ago (6 children)

    Is he wearing a kevlar vest underneath his shirt or is he just shaped like a block?

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  • [–] 23 points 11 hours ago* (5 children)

    The picture looks to me like he's wearing a ceramic plate "tactical vest".

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  • [–] 24 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

    Yeah, empty plate carrier. It's his signature cosplay at this point.

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  • [–] 17 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

    Oh empty is even better, that's hilarious.

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  • [–] 40 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

    Get ready for something even funnier. Spiderman punching this chud in the face in Minneapolis:

    https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/08/watch-spider-man-punch-a-anti-lgbtq-protestor-in-the-face/

    Minneapolis really showing Seattle up in their Nazi response. Seattle has good chops though, just need to get back to their roots:

    https://www.seattlepi.com/local/crime/article/SPD-Man-with-Nazi-armband-started-fights-downtown-12206664.php

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  • [–] 25 points 11 hours ago

    it's weapons-grade stupidity all up and down the right.

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  • [–] 22 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

    notice how he's titled an "activist", funny isn't it?

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  • [–] 22 points 6 hours ago (5 children)

    I know several furries that would be quite willing and able to kick this guy’s ass if he showed up at a furry convention.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

    He has the mouth of a large sea bass

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  • [–] 35 points 10 hours ago (6 children)

    Man wouldn't last a minute in a furcon before his mind explodes from visual stimulus overload from all the fursuits.

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  • [–] 21 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

    "why my pp hard?" -furry haters realizing that they just really want to fuck us (probability 100%)

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  • [–] 17 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

    Furries are cool and based and should be given the country.

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  • [–] 14 points 8 hours ago

    Most intelligent trump voter.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 hours ago (1 child)

    I hope they reported him for disturbance of peace, tresspassing, and whatever else a lawyer can stick to him.

    Does his stunt at the Capitol count as "prior" if it was pardoned?

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  • [–] 12 points 11 hours ago

    Now, now, don’t be so hard on him, he needs both his brain cells to keep standing up (one for each leg), he’s got none spare to think.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 hours ago

    The picture is not related to this event; the video is even more humiliating.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 hours ago

    Who pays this guy?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 hour ago

    What a fuckin weirdo

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  • [–] 6 points 11 hours ago

    Shit, now I'm real sad we missed Sea-Meow Con this year.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 hours ago

    imagine him getting mauled by cats instead.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 hours ago

    Maybe they were trying to revolutionize the concept of furry and the cats were actually for inspiration

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  • [–] 5 points 39 minutes ago

    another greatest hit from the live and let live small government crowd.

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  • [–] 5 points 37 minutes ago*

    That video is hilarious. He's screaming about furries and sexual perversion, hollering that it's bad for the children, and yet the only one making the entire thing sexual is HIM!

    It's like when MAGAs started screaming about Open Borders. Nobody promoted Open Borders more than MAGA, they couldn't say it enough. Nobody invited more illegals into this country than MAGA.

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  • [–] 9 points 11 hours ago (1 child)

    Trump being elected President a second time and pardoning Jan 6th insurrectionists led to both Jake Lang being a thing again but also led to Vtuber Nazi Miku.

    This happened and we all allowed it to happen. I assume Nachisu Miku is why the Democrats won so big. We the people saw the cringe we allowed to manifest and had to undo it.

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    [–] 4 points 37 minutes ago

    Really lays bare how much Jake doesn't know or care about any of the events he crashes. He has nothing of substance to say about any topic, just wants to yell slurs to get attention from bigots.

    Man is living rage bait.

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  • [–] 3 points 27 minutes ago

    They're not sending their best

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