They're noisy and dangerous and you have to stand in the cold to watch them

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[–] 37 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I've always liked them, I like the feel of the bass of the explosions in my chest.

Plus I work between two displays in London so it gives me a job.

Having said that, they should be banned for use by the public because the majority of the public are fucking morons and can't use them responsibly.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 days ago*

    Having said that, they should be banned for use by the public because the majority of the public are fucking morons and can’t use them responsibly.

    As a great man once said:

    As natural selection works solely by and for the good of each being, all corporeal and mental endowments will tend to progress towards perfection.

    —Charles Darwin, On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection

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  • [–] 3 points 5 days ago

    Agree with everything you said. The feeling and noise is part of the experience. It's like when you go to an airshow and the jets make all the atoms in your body vibrate.

    But yeah, they should only be used by professionals at authorised displays. I think a lot of people get annoyed by them because people set them off randomly over the course of a couple of weeks.

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  • No, they're also bad for the environment, bad for wildlife, and bad for domesticated pets, especially puppers.

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  • [–] 17 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    In Switzerland, theres an upcoming vote on banning private fireworks entirely in a few weeks. And it looks like it might pass by a big margin. People are just tired of it.

    It was fun as a child, but back then we had very little fireworks, and only on the national holiday. Nowadays, theres constant banging for several days around both new year and the national holiday. I hate the fucking noise and will vote yes on the ban.

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  • [–] 29 points 5 days ago (5 children)

    I think they should be restricted to organised displays only.

    The general public can’t use them responsibly.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

    Yep they're literally explosives! They're often used for bad things so idk why we allow them

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  • [–] 13 points 5 days ago

    We can only carry a non-locking folding knife of 3 inches or less in this country.

    But launching incendiary rockets? That’s just fine apparently.

    Our approach to fireworks has always seemed an odd inconsistency about our laws to me.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 days ago*

    I don't care for them, but I don't hate the fireworks as much as I hate the dickheads setting them off at 3am when it's not anywhere near a holiday.

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  • [–] 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)

    Fuck fireworks. They scare war vets, wildlife, companion animals etc. they’re super super fucking toxic.

    Fuck fireworks.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 days ago

    I've come to hate things exploding outdoors in general, over the past 4.5 years.

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  • [–] 14 points 5 days ago

    No, I'm sure a lot of people hate them and feel the same as you do about them. But a lot of people enjoy them too 🤷 they are exciting, thrilling, traditional and a sociable event. Me personally, I'm not fussed either way by them.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 days ago

    These days I despise them. It puts my cats on edge and some arseholes decided to set some off at 23:30 a couple of days ago, waking up my toddler.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 days ago

    The only time I truly hated fireworks was one New Year's Eve years ago: I had fallen asleep on the couch before midnight, and our cat was sleeping above me on top of the couch's back. At midnight, the fireworks went off, and the poor cat got so scared she peed herself right there and then. And a few seconds later, I woke up feeling something wet dripping on me...

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  • [–] 4 points 5 days ago

    Just chiming in to agree theyre awful. Just stop with them altogether preferably, but DEFINITELY dont just let the general public have free reign of them

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  • [–] 7 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    Woof, woof, rrrruuuufff, rufff, RRERRUUFFF, WOOOOOOFFF, nnneeeoooooooooooooo, (licks own butt).

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  • [–] 3 points 5 days ago

    I liked them as a kid, but now I just see the pollution, the traumatization of wildlife, the fire hazard and risk of injuries. I also have asthma, which doesn't make it more appealing to me.

    Also, with the advent of drones, I think we do have better alternatives now.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 days ago

    Yeah they suck, and I'd like to see heavy regulation on them if not banning them altogether. My dog hates the noise, and we don't need more microplastics spread everywhere for a bit of entertainment,

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  • [–] 5 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    I'd rather listen to fireworks a couple or three days a year than the incessant, random barking of all the fucking dogs around us. Not to mention clearing up the cat shit on the front grass every few days. Fucking hate your pets. They're noisy and dirty and I have to stand in the cold clearing up after them.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 days ago

    To get rid of a cat, get some chicken livers and let them sit out for 2 days, then put them in the yard.

    The cat will take off like a rocket with diarrhea for a day or so and never come back.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 days ago (4 children)

    In the USA we have them mainly for independence day and not so much new years, so it's not cold. Idk I love them, I still think they should be banned because they trigger people and animals, but I enjoy watching them. If you're cold, get drunk, it's new years anyway.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 days ago* (1 child)

    In the UK our main fireworks night is 5 Nov - tonight.

    It's Guy Fawkes night, or bonfire night, celebrating the time when a guy tried to blow up the House of Parliament centuries ago.

    So it's not really anything like new years.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 days ago

    As a teenager I loved it. Blowing stuff up was always fun, honestly that part still is but these days I blow up electronics.

    As an adult. I fucking hate it and can't wait for it to be globally banned. The stress on household pets alone is enough reason to ban it, never mind the teenagers blowing off their hands or the huge mess it causes. And of course the mess gets cleaned by other people than the ones that made it.

    Thankfully the Netherlands banned it, however our neighbors didn't. Trash people will buy overpowered fireworks from Germany and set them off here which is arguably worse.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

    Well the cold part is easy to solve, just get to the other side of the planet and it is nice and hot summer.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 days ago

    No, you're not alone. I absolutely hate everything about fireworks. As somebody who also enjoys loud, chaotic noise from time to time, I know that the very least I can do is put some headphones on while I listen to it.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 days ago

    It’s statistically improbable

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  • [–] 2 points 5 days ago

    Fireworks would be fine if they were less bangy

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  • [–] 3 points 5 days ago

    I have a window with overview of the town, so last year I figured, I won't be able to sleep, so might at least watch what the others set off. Yeah, it didn't take long for me to remember that they're actually pretty boring...

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  • [–] 3 points 5 days ago

    I think they should not be purchasable by the public. I like them but too many idiots abuse them.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 days ago*

    I have ptsd and I’m neurodivergent, I fucking despise them. They also upset my dog. They’re just such a low brow form of entertainment on top of all that.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 days ago

    I don't mind a single occasion for 5-10 minutes, maybe twice a year.

    Yesterday it felt like I was living in a microwave, next to the popcorn bag. That's less preferable.

    It's a first world problem, but I've been playing a game where relying on sounds is key. Including distant explosions. Wearing headphones (otherwise I would have hated bonfire night even more) it was hard to tell what's real and what's not.

    But even outside of the game, after a while it gets pretty exhausting for me. I don't think the general populace is responsible enough to use fireworks safely and considerably.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 days ago

    Oh no we didn’t do anything at all for Bonfire Night! Saw some cockatoos by the canal though.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 days ago

    Is there a fire code / regulation in your area which seems totally pointless & unreasonable? You can thank an asshole setting off illegal fireworks for that

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  • [–] 1 point 4 days ago

    same here, the noise and environmental devastation. I understand childrens thinking they're fun but audits? Most depressing though is others don't see it like this, that a few bright sparkles are all it takes to distract is more the issue

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  • [–] 1 point 4 days ago

    I like them well enough. They are environment dependent but I can watch them on tv with a low volume or muted. Its the colors and shapes really. Ill admit that watching the around the world new years ones are at least as much about seeing the locations. Also my dog hates them big time so im not wild about them going off locally. Lastly I worry they are just wasteful and not good for the environment. I kinda wonder if drones are better but they would need to be used a whole lot over their lifetime so im not sure if they are resource wise.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 days ago

    I don't like them either. If they were invented nowadays they would never have been allowed.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 days ago

    I'm not sure that what I dislike are the fireworks themselves, so much as the notion of drunken amateurs playing with cheap Chinese incendiaries. If they're manufactured, handled, installed and detonated by licensed sober professionals, my only remaining grievance is the amount of rather polluting compounds being combusted in free air.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 days ago (1 child)

    I like big professional displays but I hate them otherwise.

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  • [–] -1 points 5 days ago (4 children)

    Why stand in the cold for fireworks. Do fireworks on july 4th like us americans. Celebrate american independance because it's when we stopped being your problem.

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  • [–] -1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

    the boom boom crowd doesn't have the brainpower to know how selfish and stupid their explosive fetish is. we deal with it twice a year at minimum here in the US (4th/new year). It's absurd. and every fucking year some poor kid blows off a bunch of fingers because their parents don't realize kids should be supervised WITH EXPLOSIVES.

    edit: ah here we have the downvotes from the low iq boom boom blow fingers off of children crowd, right on time

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  • [–] 0 points 5 days ago

    Burning heavy metals in the atmosphere is a bad idea

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  • [–] -1 points 4 days ago

    You're far from the only one. I used to be indifferent. For most of my life I lived on the outskirts of the suburbs of a major US city. Homes were far enough away from each other that it wasn't too big of a deal to hear them in the distance.

    Then I moved into a city proper. I hate them. I hate them so much. What once was a minor and predictable annoyance was now a month long game of "Fireworks or Gun Shots?" twice, sometimes several times a year. Because you can't just launch them on the proper holiday, no. You gotta do it a week in advance.

    One time I lost the coin flip. It was gun shots, not fireworks. My wife and I are lucky the strays were above our heads.

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