They're noisy and dangerous and you have to stand in the cold to watch them

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[–] 5 points 6 days ago (1 child)

I'd rather listen to fireworks a couple or three days a year than the incessant, random barking of all the fucking dogs around us. Not to mention clearing up the cat shit on the front grass every few days. Fucking hate your pets. They're noisy and dirty and I have to stand in the cold clearing up after them.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 days ago

    To get rid of a cat, get some chicken livers and let them sit out for 2 days, then put them in the yard.

    The cat will take off like a rocket with diarrhea for a day or so and never come back.

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