Mr Spineless slithers off like the spineless blob he is hoping no one notices

Gym fucking Jordan? Are you fucking kidding me? How is he thinking this is the moment for pedophile protectors to take the reins? JFC

Gym Jordan sexually assaulted children.

The pedo cover-up guy wants to do it? What you going to do r's.

Jim Jordan, chair of the House Judiciary Committee, has already thrown his hat into the ring and announced he’s running for House minority leader.

AAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahaha... sigh.

jordan is a creep and criminal too

Am I the only person who saw this sentence?

According to Punchbowl News, Jordan’s pitch will be that new blood is needed and that he specializes in investigations.

After reading that, I thought Punchbowl News must be a top-tier satire publication, but apparently, Jim Jordan seriously said that he, a person whose biggest claim to fame is that he refused to investigate repeated claims of SA on college students for unknown years, "specializes in investigations" and that they need "new blood".

Is he so dense that he could say something like that without realizing what it means? Or is he secretly reminding people what he's done, in an effort to taunt his victims, like serial killers have done in the past?

This has been such a satisfying news day. It’s been too long.

I’m surprised he’s aware that they lost the majority. Normally it takes forever for him to hear news.

Damn. People voted so hard they bullied this loser into quitting lol. Don't stop now! Demand Democrats actually improve people's lives.

I guess it makes sense that Gym Jordan world be the heir apparent. He's like a veruca, he just won't go away. Plus, he's the last one of the League of Extraordinary Dipshits left. Marge Taylor-Greene quit after her feud with Trump kicked off; Lauren Boebert just lost her re-election (finally!); and Matt Gaetz was forced out of politics, and is presumably now busy focusing on his main career - trafficking underaged girls across state lines.

He'll have more time to focus on his son's masturbation habits.

Republicans hate minorities, they can't cope with being one again in Congress...

I'm not surprised Johnson is stepping back. He only got elected as a deep compromise due to a thin majority and several failed ballots. The very special circumstance that got him elected is gone.

Welcome to the club of the ex-future leaders of the Republican party.

When the going gets tough, Mike Johnson gets going -- out the door.

Did his job, his legacy will be leading one of the least productive bodies of Congress ever.

I'm every single photo I've ever seen of him, he just looks confused to hell. Like he's having super early dementia.

I mean I know he's just plain evil, but he looks confused as hell, and Patel always looks awkward as fuck.

Surprised he hasn’t already defected to russia or some shit

Loser ceded his authority to the fascist in chief so I can’t imagine this is much of a change for his day to day

Hey, maybe he'll have time to keep up with the news now.

Jeffries and Schumer should have both stepped down after the embarrassing 2024 losses.

Good riddance racist loser.

I was struggling yesterday to remember whst this guys name is. He just carries trumps diaper bag now and rubber stamps his crimes. He didnt quit leadership, he got sidelined. Like all trumps allies, its only a matter of time until trump backstabs or scapegoats them.

Jordan’s pitch will be that new blood is needed and that he specializes in investigations

Yeah, of his own belly button.

Whomever leads Republicans in the House will be a sleazy little shit who lives to suck Trump's stinking little toadstool.

Bye Felicia!

Bye bye squeker of the house. 👋

Now he doesn't need to run off like a coward at the faintest sight of a disagreement.

Also.... what a bitch.

They're eating their young. I'm sending (yet another) e-mail to our RethugliKKKan Senator, asking if she regrets not removing it from office as I demanded so many times in the past. Her reply will be priceless.

But God told him to be the new Noah! How can he shirk his responsibility like this?!

God, what a punchable face.

Retiring to a dacha on the Black Sea?

Next ghoul up.

I really really really hate this snake and hope he will be prosecuted for his deeds.

God sent a tornado to Mike Johnson's front door aka the highest populated districts on election day.

What a loser and a coward he is.

This guy?

The guy who’s parents probably dressed him like an old man with a briefcase from the age of 5?

The guy who looks like he went to boarding school as a kid, soil himself regularly and noone liked him there because he would tell on everyone?

The same guy who was most likely never invited, even out of sympathy, to any parties in University because he still dressed like an old man with a briefcase, never got laid because of his Oedipal complex, and would rat his entire alumni out for a pat on the head from the professors?

That guy?

Colour me absolutely fucking unsurprised. He made less effort to hide his wretched being than Grima Wormtongue.

Gotta get your résumé ready and sent to Fox News huh Mikey?…

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As if he had a choice.

I don't know... pretty sure, behind closed doors, lil man LOVES him some humiliation!

Getting out before his corruption is exposed.

Specializes in investigations and slithers away from ones he is the subject of.

Bye bye Mike

Slink away slug

MOAR!

What a floppy raw tart

Brave Sir Johnson ran away…

What would it take to get Trump to resign?