Gym Jordan knows how to cover up sexual assault and that's just the kind of leadership the Republicans need.

If the Republican party wants to lean into the whole rapist protector image it's been cultivating, having Gym Jordan as your minority leader makes perfect sense. No one denies rape like Gym.

Well yeah he's never been a leader. His only job has been playing dumb and obsufcating. He's not a guy to lead a charge and fight.

Course neither is Hakeem Jeffries so call and write your reps today and tell them no on him for Speaker.

Mike now has more time to keep his and his son's johnson away from porn. Mike can spend more time with his plastic trad wife.

Good riddance to bad rubbish

get wrecked, mike. get absolutely destroyed.

He doesnt want to be minority leader because then he would have to persecute himself and try to prevent himself from voting.

Yah, but he probably feels "Mission Accomplished" with as much of Project 2025's goals achieved. Now he does a fake fall on his sword. Fake fake fake.

LOL, bravely running away, away!

I've never seen anyone know less while walking so fast that he was nearly jogging - away from people asking questions.

Gym Jordan thinks he's "new blood"?

Saw the word Minority in his new job title and was worried he might get rounded up by ICE who identified him with AI

He has porn to hide from his son, with his burner phone.

Womps and prayers, ya toolbox

Of course he's a cowardly lil bitch 😂

Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers

Investigate his ass immediately.

Oh so that news he sees.

On brand for that spineless fuck

I hope prison will do to him what he did to the USA

I wish Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer would quit too, and open the door to new blood for the democrats.

First rat leaving the ship

What a wonderful side effect of the blue tsunami.

Time to scurry down the rat line

Jordan’s pitch will be that new blood is needed and that he specializes in investigations.

"We have investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing."

This fucker gives Keebler elves a bad name.

His skeleton will decay to dust with Donnie’s shit all over his mealy mouth.

God this just keeps getting better 🥲

Make his porn habits public.

Byebye corpo leech.

"Screw you guys! I'm going home!"

So long, you Christian nationalist piece of dog shit.

It's not like you're a cop, Mikey! Quitting doesn't automatically make everything magically disappear.

I’m confused…. Sounds like he’s not “quitting”. He’s not running to be reelected?

"I'm not familiar with all the details" of him bitching out, lol

Zionist prostitutes always end up discarded like used tampons when they've served their purpose.

Who?

All of the ziomedia narrative contenders to replace him are also pure Trump diaper lickers. "Jordan specializing in investigations" new blood is old blood obstruction specialty.

Gym Jordan.