What's really frustrating about Liz Truss is she is too stupid to understand how stupid she is. If she could wrap her head around that, she might just shut up and we'd never have to hear from her again.

Well, if the tories - and Truss particularly - had remained in power until then, I can imagine that a lot of people would be taking extreme measure to get away, so I can see her point.

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's ketamine.

The lettuce was smarter

She should romaine quiet on concepts she doesn't grasp.

Make up for lost time and send her on a rocket into the sun.

Why? To escape her and her policies?

I think this gal has a better chance at making it to Mars than Liz...

Lettuce consider the possibility.

If my granny had wheels, she'd be a shopping trolley

Terraform earth first

Bitch you couldn't outlast a cabbage.

She's basically Donald trump with two x chromosomes.

sounds like she just volunteered to be sent to Mars

Yeah living conditions on Earth would be so vile that we'd go to Mars and leave her behind.

Yep. They'll be running that hard from her, indeed.

I'm pretty sure she is right. Where else would Brits be safe from her incompetence?

God how I wish to have as much coke as she clearly has.

If brits went to Mars they would just complain about the lack of toast and beer.

She often says crazy things

The PMs after David Cameron are only in it for the power to feed their own ego and not about governing, especially the Tory PMs. Kier Starmer was not a great Labour PM but he's less egotistical than his Tory counterparts. Andy Burnham appears to be more down to earth but only time will tell.

How nice to randomly hear from Liz Truss after all these years

I see the delusion is progressing.

There's no point trying to make sense of this, she's nuts, and just in a sad depression way, not in a fun entertaining way.

I didn't know you could stack stupid that high.

Typical malignant narcissist.

...and there would have been a chicken in every pot...

Liz "I'm a huge zionist" Truss 🤮

Live Brits, or corpses?

2040 even sounds ridiculous.

Couldn't even beat a lettuce, but still dream of beating on people who already decades ahead of space flight.

The assertion comes in the former British prime minister’s new book “Bank Job,” which was published Monday and claims to explain “how the Bank of England broke the bond market and brought down the government” when her mini-budget in 2022 precipitated market turmoil.

I understand.

Liz Truss infiltrated the Tories while secretly being a revolutionary aiming to develop the UK into Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism, but she made the unfortunate mistake of showing her hand too early by assassinating the queen three days in, which caused the bankers to realize what she was doing and coordinate a crash in a bourgeois conspiracy to oust her from power.

It all checks out.

[This is a bit, obviously]

In a way I'm bummed that I probably won't see any of the space sci-fi come true where everybody sounds British.

Well she shouldn't have killed the queen, and then no one would have ousted her.

Mars?! We wouldn't even have been able to put a man in a tracksuit up a ladder.

I feel somewhat bad for her getting the glass cliff treatment, but then my pity evaporates when she continues putting herself out there, saying the most imbecilic things imaginable. She can't admit that her premiership was completely contrived and desperate on the part of her colleagues, and that she would never have gotten a look in under any other circumstances, and so she has to dream up conspiracies and dark forces to explain how she failed almost instantly. And the delusion simply grows the more her imagined self slams face-first into reality. She would have been the best if we'd just given her a proper chance, ya know?

Paperback edition of a human.

I'm more likely to lob a head of lettuce to the moon than the UK gets to Mars before the end of this century.

She's a fucking loon.

because of elon I associate claims of populating mars with being an epstein lister

Is that the lady who used to "run through fields of wheat? (How naughty!)

Yes, but what about the pork markets?

But the people would be starving in the streets.

She had sick spacial exploration program that was about to reveal to everyone but you made fun of her with that forsaken lettuce and now everyone of is lost it. Congratulations to everyone one of you, ungrateful bastards.

I understand why the rest of the world would want the brits on Mars, but why is Truss advocating for this herself?

What??!!!