Google says they can't do it because it borders multiple countries. Didn't stop them from changing the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario.

He just keeps escalating demands until he's stopped.

I don't hate many people.

But I absolutely hate this motherfucker.

pedo troll say what

His dementia is in free fall. Watch him speak today, then watch him speak during his first term, when he already had undeniable signs. He's fucking gone. Any one of us would be in a home if we were this bad off.

"The Atlantic borders other countries"???

And the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario don't...?

That's what you get for bowing to trump on Lake Ontario and the Mexican Golf. The orange turd will assume he can ask you to do anything for him.

I hope The Onion doesn't go bankrupt because of Trump, since they can't even get a satirical article made because everything real is currently on the level of satire

Earth? You must mean Trump. You see, the Trump orbits the Trump once every 365 Trumps. I happen to live in the United Trump of Trumps. I live in the state of Trump on the little island of Trump in the city of Trump. Trump Trump Trump, Trump Trump Trump!

They've caved to him before so why not keep going? That's how he works.

This is distraction propaganda. Ifnore it and instead note that that his deployment of national guard has been rules as unlawful, a shit ton of people are finding out their citizenship has been revoked, hormuz is a fucking mess, oil prices spiked again, they’re trying to make it actively illegal and punishable by law to medically treat non-citizens, they just ruled that detained migrants have literally zero rights to anything, they’re actively trying to crucify Ilhan Omar as a political act to establish precedent, among others.

This is nothing, treat it as such. Nobody is immune to propaganda.

Lake Ontario, along with other lakes touches multiple countries... Google had no problem there 😉. In reality Americans are free to use whatever names they feel like for anything in the world, just like with the empirial measurement system but don't count on others to know WTF you talk about when you open your mouth.

Anything to keep distracting from the files.

The man wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico to downgrade his sex trafficing to domestic.

And he still hasn't been introduced to a guillotine?

You can't name the Atlantic ocean "Trump Ocean", it will be confusing because "Trump Ocean" already has a meaning: it's the liquid in a wastewater aeration tank.

It's ok that you didn't know about it, given that I just named it.

You know, renaming random things is something obscure dictators do, only Trump isn't renaming cities or months, he's renaming oceans and seas.

How long until Trump renames Washington DC to "Trump"?

I think we should name way more things after him: The Donald J. Trump Dump and the Donald J. Trump-Chicken Farm. Trump-Diarrhea though this might also be the Robert F. Kennedy Diarrhea. A Ship being hit with a mine shall be known as a Trump-Maneuver. Going bankrupt is just "Trumping".

Sigh

Can we please put an adult in charge?

Let’s rename Google to “Complicit”

Next he will rename China to America 2.

When Google and Apple immediately rolled over on command and changed the last two names (Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario) they had to know this would only encourage him and lead to things like this.

Oh that's not satire. That's fucking hilarious

But Mexico & Canada ok!? GTFO 😡 This is why I’m dialing down my reliance on Google! I hope I can get to zero reliance 🤞

No more "America". No more "Freedom". Now it is all "trump" all the time!

Oh, please do it for good. I want Americans to remember for decades who they allowed to handle their economy and nuclear codes. Please rename your Constitution and the Bible, too, so your representatives pledge their loyalty on the name of Trump.

Can Google fix this?

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Sometimes the smarter move is to continue giving a fool the rope he's asking for...

In this case, I think Google should absolutely humor him, but say an EO is needed to make it happen.

c/notTheOnion

So glad I de googled now. The impending doom that company to be ever taken seriously again is gonna be sad days for a lot of ppl who hopefully learn a bit more executive function in their life.

Here's a userscript that renames Trump on every website you visit into a random humorous insult

Why not rename Earth to Trump ?

Maybe they could rename it for maps served to the MAC address that matches Trump's personal phone.

He's gotta be fucking with us. Nobody can be that daft. He has to know all that shit will be removed once we get rid of his ilk.

This is one instance where Trump is not to blame. It’s a perfectly reasonable request in light of Google’s capitulation on the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario.

Google said no

Fuck off, Krasnov.