Sure, when your son punches someone on the opposing team during a kid’s hockey game he’s “defending his teammates honor”, but when I do it I’m “assaulting a minor” and “not allowed within 300 feet of a school” by a so-called “judge”.
I thought this was America!
Fuck I thought hockey was like, the only sport other than boxing where you're supposed to punch them.
Ref: "what are you, as his parent, going to do about it?"
Parent: "well, he really likes the movies, so I think I'll take him to see the lastest blockbuster."
In highschool an opponent coach called one of my team mates the n word. I told the coach I was going to kill him. Referee decided the fouls canceled one another. Wish I had drop kicked that fucking cunt instead.
When my nephew was a little kid he got suspended from school. My sister and her husband were working, but I was still in university so I offered to go pick him up. Turns out he'd done exactly this on the playground so I took him to McDonald's and bought him Lego on his day off.
Hockey skills are life skills
The correct solution is to wait for the game to start, then wait for that player to get the puck. And that's when you go in for as solid a body check as you can. Once they get the puck it becomes fair game to check them and you won't get in trouble for it.
It's like a boxing match: you wait until you're in the ring and the bell dings before laying in to them.
It reminds me when I decked a kid in martial arts class because he made a yo mama joke. There were no consequences for me lol
Why did he even get kicked out? It's hockey. Fighting is only 5 minutes in the box.
Thrown out? Just give him a 2 min minor
My kid would get a Disney trip for something like this
I’m tired of these damn horses causing all these problems
The white knight.
Then that hockey game wasn't valuable. Fuck toxic enviroments as these that ban the ones who do the only correct thing to do.
Doubt. There's no way the refs would tolerate that language from kids.
Using your children for your made up feel good story is weird
I would not celebrate physical violence in response to words. If it were two adults, there would be charges of assault.
tell the child to apologize to the family member or relative he stole from.
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