No, you just have to be a bit more absurd now for satire to register as satire. It's not your fault or mine, just the state of the world we live in.

It stopped being funny to me when "satire" just became how a lot of real people speak.

I love it! They just helped me out by completely killing my consumerist urge to get the device!

Yeah I'm also counting on that

Yeah I'm already on a custom domain but I've been depending on Proton Pass' aliases a lot... Well, it's fine. It'll just take time I guess

I'm on a multi-year sub unfortunately... I guess I'll still move out whatever I can and just set myself up to not use them

I thought this was America!

You're only allowed to sleep with them and only if you're rich enough!

Have you tested any of the Linux-based software available for these Retroid devices? Like Armada or Pocknix? How much better or worse is emulation performance on that side now? I heard there's been a lot of work done lately. I'm guessing that the Duo specifically has no support yet though... Anyway, awesome reviews!

I'm confused about that aspect actually. They're linking to their forks of the kernel, so is it not truly mainline?

Fair enough

But why would you be so sure it will? What if you never figure it out and you're permanently stuck in the loop?

But really, I'd like to live someplace where fascism was still an idea that everyone agreed was fucked. :(

Don't we all... I get you and sympathize with the rest of your message as well...