I'd say I'm a mix of open source dev, chill tomboy, and maid/tradwife.

The correct solution is to wait for the game to start, then wait for that player to get the puck. And that's when you go in for as solid a body check as you can. Once they get the puck it becomes fair game to check them and you won't get in trouble for it.
It's like a boxing match: you wait until you're in the ring and the bell dings before laying in to them.

He can go ramp and he can go stair, but can he go potty?

You're going to be very hard pressed to find any new vehicle that doesn't track you. I'm not entirely sure such a thing exists anymore.
Realistically you're going to have to look for a vehicle from at least 10 years ago. That or remove the telemetry components from whatever vehicle you purchase next.

In my small hometown there used to be a go kart track & mini golf place that closed down a number of years ago. A bank was built in its place.
A few years later a locally popular/famous restaurant unexpectedly closed down, even the cooks & waiters were caught off guard. The owners sold the property to a different bank.

There are tankless models now that never run out of hot. Only downside is the first half second always seems to be cold as it's just past the heating element.

As a bidet owner myself, there are models that have heated water options.
I only have experience with Toto Bidet's, but all of theirs I've tried have multiple heat settings for the water, seat, and dryer.
Not all heated Bidet's are created equal though. Depending on the model, they have a small reservoir of water they heat up, or use a tankless design. Both have pro's and con's. Tank designs have a small amount of water preheated so it's ready to go. But it is possible to drain it faster than it replenishes and you'll eventually get cold water.
Tankless designs don't run out of hot, but the first half second of the spray always seems to be cold as it's just past the heating element.

Hopefully you find this info useful.

This would ensure the transfem community stays adequately hydrated.

I once saw a man in Arkansas, who had a saw which could out saw any saw that it saw saw; the man said, "Have you saw a saw that could out saw the saw you saw in Arkansas? If you have saw a saw that could out saw the saw you saw in Arkansas, show me the saw saw."; when he said that I saw a saw, I said, "Yes I did saw a saw in Arkansas, and what a saw I saw, that saw saw!!"

There were very small hints in my childhood and middle & high school, but the first real crack didn't happen until my 3rd year in college.
I finished a round of beer pong at a party. I was taking a sip of the purple drank when shaking hands with the opponent. They shook harder than anticipated and I spilt it on my white shirt. A lady friend saw the spill and offered me her black, long sleeve, form fitting shirt. I accepted.
I proceeded to receive several compliments from others at the party which I wasn't expecting, but it made me feel good. I eventually went home in that shirt (I returned it to her later that week) and when I looked in the mirror I finally saw why I was getting all of those compliments. And I agreed with them.
I then slowly experimented with more fem clothing over the years (I was in a very conservative family and town which severely hampered my progress) and the more fem I went the happier I felt about myself. Before when I'd look in the mirror as a guy I'd just think, "That's me." Nothing negative, but nothing positive. But with fem clothing I actually felt happy with what I saw staring back at me.
I didn't really see myself as trans yet; more a non binary/gender fluid. It wasn't until I finally tried E and saw what it did for me that I finally realized and accepted that I'm trans. And now I really like looking at myself in the mirror and get happy at what I see looking back at me.
I still use they/them, but I'm sure I'll eventually switch to she/her. I also won't stop anyone from using she/her when referring to me.

I think one of the easiest ways to "reset" your baseline is to visit old growth/native forests. Those are some of the few untouched areas left and shows you what the land used to be like before we depleted everything.

A semi is rated to tow tens of thousands of pounds, so this is absolutely nothing for one to do. And sometimes you need to transport multiple semi's to a destination but don't need multiple drivers to do it. This is probably the easiest/cheapest way to do it.