let's make a deal, any body of water he drowns in, we'll name it after him
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Totally unrelated: toddlers test adults boundaries. Once the adult give up on a boundary, that is a given and they would put a tantrum if they don’t keep in getting their way.
What it’s worse is that they will move to the next boundary and repeat the same.
In general I would say for toddler is better to set clear and firm boundaries so that a lot of tantrum and screaming are saved.
But what was the article about, again?
Why do I have to be trapped in this dimension? This one is just so damn stupid...
It's like a fucking fungus, it keeps spreading every time he spews spores out of his decomposing mouth
They appeased him before, so he keeps asking for more.
at this rate the dicks gunna wanna rename the fucking moon
Sssh, he still doesn't know that the moon isn't just the sun at night.
So what? He'd rename the sun instead
"If you look closely, sir, you can see we have already written 'America' on The Sun."
"Ow, my eyes hurt."
"Sir, everyone says you're the best, tremendous, at starting at The Sun. Keep going."

In April 2024, a viral Reddit post featured a photograph purportedly showing former U.S. President Donald Trump looking directly at the sun without protective eyewear during the 2017 total solar eclipse. The then-president was standing next to his wife, first lady Melania Trump, and looking up with his face illuminated by the sun, even though NASA has warned that viewing any part of the sun without protective eyewear will cause damage to the eyes.
Can we rename Trump "Shame of America"?
Only India has an Ocean. I bet Trump can't sleep on this.
Antarctica also has one, showing even ice cubes have more oceans than America does lol.
Holy shit. Is that what this is about?
What an idiot, the Pacific is obviosly the superior ocean.
So true, and it's name should be the Super American Ocean!
Well, he didn’t rename Lake Superior; he’ll probably call the Pacific “Superior Ocean” and miss the fact that this means the one bit will be America and the other bit Superior.
Canada should agree to name a Great Lake after Trump, and invite him to a big, gaudy ceremony to rename it to "Lake Inferior".
There's this, lusting over Republican candidate asses, and bragging about finding a giraffe in a kid's drawing.
- No one around him is able to give him a filter to not say dumb shit that makes him look bad.
- Like 2020 election, he can't lie his way about corruption/destruction of America (Covid management was bad) promising to undo it. So he has to talk about "nothing".
Flexing on the world, for no gain, does show how cowardly and sycophantic that world is and continues to be. It's still late stage empire behaviour and collapse acceleration.
Ah! the Eastern American Ocean.
And next will be the Western American Ocean.
I'm renaming The United States of America to Idiot America.
I mean, just say "yessir" and give him a fisher price map with the name changed on it.
Let the orange toddler have his toys.
Wow, they didn't bend the knee this time, surprising. Fascist bootlickers. From now on, I am calling Murica "South Canada" or "North Mexico".
All americans, listen. I can not stress this enough but your presidunce is one of the dumbest pieces of meat based scum that's ever lived AND you are all being judged by what that wobbling orange obese child rapist's actions.
And will be for at least a generation.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! The only way you will ever, ever claw back any respect is if you kill or forcibly remove that fucking disgusting shitgoblin. FUCK!
It's got to the point that I'm just hoping the rest of the world loses enough respect to finally tell America to get fucked. Letting them do pretty much whatever they want since the end of WWII has been a disaster.
Dude, this isn't the movies. Going against the strongest military in the world isn't an option.
It's yet to be seen which side the military will fall on. That's what's going to matter.
It's hard to say. I never thought in a million years so many republicans of all levels, would bend the knee so fast.
Found the federal agent
lmao, I don't think so. I created this:

So what you’re saying is you’re part of the problem.
? You're going to have to explain.
If I thought you would listen, I would. But we have talked before, and we disagree on most things.
Well, could you at least explain for the rest of us that have no idea what you're talking about?
Enjoy America 🚐
I wonder why the Russians haven't taken out their leader. He cheats so bad that the elections are just a prop, he sends young and old to a useless war, and he has been horrible to his people, economy and allies, while stealing as much as he can get his hands on. I bet it's because it wouldn't be wise, or are his people just stupid?
Exact same reason as the United States. Pussy ass bitches. France knows what to do. Americans are pathetic.
So, what dictator have you successfully killed? Maybe it's a government you've overthrown successfully, which one?
The message was never meant for you. You aren’t important to any of this. You don’t matter.
So none, got it. When you can't answer, you go to insults.
Both of em!
Don't get the server subpoenaed.
Found the federal agent.
Why do you keep accusing random people of being federal agents? It's pathetic.
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Americans don’t do conflict anymore. I mean, themselves… they are fine with ICE and bombing Iran.
At least he gets the naming right. The South Park writers would have named it Atlantic America
Oh god, i hope he renames more things, so americans have their antiquated mesurement system, and a modernized geography system that no one uses except them.
A map can have different names for the same thing depending on the country. Like baltic sea is "Ostsee" in german. Or the Atlantic sea is Atlantischer Ozean. This would really only be a translation entry.
Then it would be a geographical name change across dialects/variants of the same language. Also, most people who aren't from Canada, UK or Australia choose "English (US)" because it's usually the first option. Most people don't think this far but also because the writing shortenings ("colour" > "color") make labels slightly smaller and are easier to type.
No, it wouldn't.
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