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[–] 127 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
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    [–] 59 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Anon’s best attempt at coping after being cheated on, feeling betrayed and then murdering.

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  • [–] 32 points 2 weeks ago*

    Your best friend:

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  • [–] 26 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

    It may seem weird but it's actually a good solution. It's still his son but also his best friend. Better this than some asshole kid who's not his reincarnated friend.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

    If a baby is exactly like you, how would that not get annoying after a while? For one thing you could predict its every move

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    What? The baby wasn't exactly like him. It was his son with his friend's soul reincarnated into it.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    I could not stand having me as a kid. I am amazed my parents didn't strangle me.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    My daughter is very much me. When she gets on my wifes nerves, she'll tell me to "go take care of little you."

    The thing is, i know what i was responsive too, so i know how to curb the attitude. The only time that hasnt played out in my favor was one time she was pushing her sisters buttons, and I said, "oh theres nothing we can do about this one. We're going to have to wait til her sister snaps and lets her have it." My wife didnt like that answer one bit

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago

    Both my kids are exactly like me, except with opposite varieties of ADHD.

    I can't stand it.

    Love em to death but man just because they are like me doesn't make them more predictable. In my case, they're completely unpredictable...just like I was.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

    He will realize when this kid is breast feeding and he's just staring. Then it'll click.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

    That kid was deeper in his wife than he could ever be. It also likely made her scream more than he could ever achieve. He really didn’t think this through.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    If only child birth was pleasure and not pain.

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  • [–] -1 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    The relieve once it's finally out is probably close enough after the hours of "fighting".

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

    I think we men should just shut up about things that we don't know about. Post-partum depression can literally kill people.

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  • [–] -1 points 2 weeks ago

    That comes after the physical relieve of having the baby out. Also the pregnancy and the birth itself can kill people; don’t need the potentially following depression for that.

    But anyway: this thread is clearly not serious, is it?

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago

    Nah, my son is a way cooler friend than any of the dopes that I counted as friends growing up.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago

    Bartender: "So your son fucked himself back into existence through your wife?"

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  • [–] 12 points 2 weeks ago

    Upvoted for being the only variation of this meme-post-thingy I see WITHOUT some racist agenda crammed inside of it.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago

    oh. oh no 🥀

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago

    Kinda the plot of 'Enter The Void' innit?

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