biblically accurate america

Washington is named after a Virginian slave owner, so...

Delaware is the first state. Virginia was the first British colony. It’s still a stupid name, but most of the original 13 have stupid names. Massachusetts is probably the best name if I had to pick

How did they make that map

Yerknooted Sterts

Where are you from?

I'm from Orefornia

This map Illinois me

How many states are in this map? It's like what 50 looks like to someone who can't count yet

There was Kentucky, Kenfucky, Oregon, Ore-Again, Moregon, MoregonAgain.....

ChatGPT, draw me a map of the United States.

Which Michigan are you from?

This is what I think of where the future is filled with AI chatbots just posting the most random shit on the Internet and then the oblivious responding to it...

I can't be the only one who wanted the full res picture. You're welcome.

I've been to North-North Dakota. It's nice. Cold but nice.

Finally, Long England

Delaware is the first state.

As a non-USian, this map is funnier than it is. :)

Baby Texas is cute. The way it should be

Virginia's not even a state! It's a Commonwealth.

The more I look at it, the more I agree with the sentiment "what the fuck is this"

My deleted comment was a result of Comment Mitosis™

Dear God no! Not a second Wisconsin!!

Finally the US map that is fuckable.

The Florida panhandle is really reaching

It's what happens when you copy all the pointless states, over and over.

Afraid to ask. are you supposed to read these top down or bottom up?

Unaffordable healthcare final boss

I always thought people exaggerated about how far north Aroostock County, ME was. The egg on my face right now!

Somehow, with all of these states, Lesser Carolina is still missing.

A cow udder?

Ok but the first state is Delaware, Virginia was 10th

I like how the map kept the absurd number of states on the far east of the US

Before the time cops started erasing states.