Donald Trump has made a bizarre confession about his own health at an event at the White House.

The US president was addressing a group of firefighters when he went on a tangent about personal vices.

"If you don’t drink or you don’t take drugs or if you don’t smoke, there’s no problem," Trump said.

"I have other problems, I have some very severe problems. But those are not one of them."

"I don't want to add them to the list, 'cos if I did I guarantee I wouldn't be here right now."

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[–] [S] 210 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (15 children)

Trump:

"If people get sick in the audience, they leave them alone. You know what they call them? Collateral damage," He then pointed out someone in the crowd. "If that person right over there, he looks like s— actually. He looks like he's ready to have a heart attack. " "If he actually had a heart attack, you know what my doctors would do, they would follow the president and leave him alone. "I've got like six ambulances and they won't use one for anybody else."

What a vile man.

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  • [–] 35 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    I now think it's possible to become so morally wicked, so addled with evil thoughts, that one ceases to even be human in any meaningful sense of the word. Trump has convinced me that, in a mundane but definite sense, skinwalkers exist.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    He's essentially a dragon, the self centered, gold hoarding kind.

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  • [–] 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    At the cost of an ambulance ride??? More like the American nightmare for the rest of us!

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Sayin. They won't even let you run alongside for less than a couple grand.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago

    Grab a bike and then just get jammed into the wheel well if you want a free ride to the hospital.

    Best to make sure they’ve already got some other sucker inside first though. You don’t want to end up on a transfer ride down the freeway.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    I don't even understand that at all. For an emergency, are six ambulances somehow better than one? What are the other 5 going to do when transporting him?

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    [–] 88 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

    This is nothing to do with health.

    This is a subtle reference to how one of his vices is raping children.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    May I ask what you are referring to? I mean, we are well aware of his penchent for raping children, that phrase doesn't remind me of any of the stories I've read of yet.

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  • [–] 55 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    I’m Italian and let me tell you I know this pattern: he’s got a sex problem. It came in his mind when he was talking about vice, so that’s why he couldn’t list it. Everybody knew, the crowd was alpha males in his mind so he had to show off. He is aware of what caused the fall of Berlusconi, women.

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  • [–] 42 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Its kinda bugging me that he used the words collateral damage when it comes to citizens dying. He parrots a lot of stuff he's heard in meetings recently and its just a bit unsettling. What is the collateral damage he was likely recently told about?

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  • [–] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    It reminds me of a few months back when he was talking about groceries as though he had just heard the word for the first time.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago

    I'd misremembered that that was one of the words he thought he coined, but it's not. He called the word "old fashioned" and said something like "It's basically a bag with different things in it." So… still idiotic, but not quite what I remembered. It's hard to keep up with his fucking dementia. lol

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  • [–] 35 points 3 weeks ago

    Just don't croak before the midterms, or the GOP could get an updrift out of getting rid of this boat anchor around their neck.

    It's fine with me if the midterm results give him a nice stroke that turns him into a vacant banana.

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  • [–] 28 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    "Some say I have the very best illnesses. Biden would say he does, but I do. But I do, the biggest illnesses. One person said to me, they said "Mr Trump, you're a sick man" and they're right, I am. Even more than they know!"

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    I have the best illnesses. Obam...Obama never had illnesses as good as me and wouldn't be able to handle them like...Sleepy Joe Biden had problems and the sicks but he can't...he couldn't...he never handled them because libruls...libruls and communists and socialists don't do sick the way I do sick

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    [–] 27 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Tin foil hat moment

    His advisers are likely telling him there's a high chance that he loses the house and Senate in the midterms, and that he will likely be impeached again. While it's unlikely he will be removed by the Senate, he may be setting up a scapegoat to step down as president "I'm too sick to be president" as soon as he passes the 2 year mark, so JD Vance can take over and still be eligible for 2 terms after.

    As a narcissist with no shame, this probably won't happen, but if his (Thiel-backed) advisers are in his ear, he's at least hearing it frequently.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    setting up a scapegoat to step down as president "I'm too sick to be president" as soon as he passes the 2 year mark, so JD Vance can take over

    Fortunately Vance has the personality of a wet couch cushion and won't likely be able to motivate the MAGA cultists.

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  • Fortunately Vance has the personality of a wet couch cushion and won't be able to motivate the maga cultists.

    He doesn't have the personality of a wet couch cushion, he's just responsible for making the couch cushions damn and sticky and crusty.

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  • [–] 26 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Trump is a narcissist to the core. Start from that point. The only things that are likely to be problems to him are his own personal health and anything that threatens his status. That could be anything from him knowing he’s getting dementia to “If the dems win a majority in the midterms they could make life hard for me.”

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  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    The internal struggle between wanting to use his illnesses for attention and wanting to appear "strong" must be epic.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    IMO he’s so deeply narcissist he’s going to be the angry old demetia patient lashing out at everyone for his problems, real or imagined. Maybe a few passing spasms of self awareness, but then right back to anger and blame.

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  • [–] 52 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    I'm sure his diseases are exquisite

    HsQ6SkgJ6NCFsdJ.jpg

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Definitely in the top four Dune movies.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    It's "the best Dune" in the way that Donaldo is "making *** great ***". It's a completely terrible movie that the (excellent) director basically gave up on and is incredibly embarrassed about (correctly)

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  • [–] 1 point 2 weeks ago

    Alright I'm going to get it out there. Dune (1984) is a horrendously bad film. A blemish on Lynch's (otherwise quite good) career. It must be unbelievably embarrassing to have your name on that piece of shit though. I hope it keeps him up at night. Holy shit

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  • [–] 48 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

    I honestly don’t take this as health concerns. I think it’s a severely depraved thing, like possibly raping more children than we knew or maybe even killing people. Who tf knows. But I don’t think it’s health related. It’s nasty vile evil shit related.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

    The part about having 6 ambulance that he's forbidden to help his biggest supporters, and still for the love of Christ going on about cognitive tests, and apparently still taking them, are absolutely not things healthy people say.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Absolutely he’s not healthy at all. I just feel he’s talking about other things here, but it’s probably a soup of disease where he’s just talking about himself as a whole tbh now that I have read it again after my breakfast.

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  • [–] 22 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Geez, I'm starting to feel sorry for him..

    "I have some very severe problems. The doctor says my asshole is on the outside now. Look at this. This looks like skin, but it's not. It's lining, they call it lining. It's very beautiful, some say the most beautiful, most natural looking thing that looks like skin but it's not skin, it's asshole lining. All over my body. No skin to be seen anywhere, just lining. You think it's skin but it's lining. The doctors, they say they've never seen anything like it. They want to study it. It's the mark of a stable genius I think because they want to study it like they study Einstein's brain. You get to see it on TV but they want to see it up close. Lining, they call it. My asshole lining covering me completely. They say it's genius. I don't know, but that's what they say."

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  • [–] 21 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    He does drugs. It’s known he has an adderal addiction.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    He’s still breathing and that’s a severe problems for everyone on earth.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 weeks ago

    He should just say “I’m in perfect health the doctors love me” then immediately collapse dead on the floor

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  • [–] 36 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

    'Behold. The festering carcass of American rot shoved into an ill-fitting suit: the sleaze of a conman, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the gluttony of a parasite, the racism of a Klansman, the sexism of a back-alley creep, the ignorance of a bar-stool drunk, and the greed of a hedge-fund ghoul all spray-painted orange and paraded like a prize hog at a county fair. Not a president. Not even a man. Just the diseased distillation of everything this country swears it isn’t but has always been arrogance dressed up as exceptionalism, stupidity passed off as common sense, cruelty sold as toughness, greed exalted as ambition, and corruption worshiped like gospel. It is America’s shadow made flesh, a rotting pumpkin idol proving that when a nation kneels before money, power, and spite, it doesn’t just lose its soul it shits out this bloated obscenity and calls it a leader.'

    Oliver Kornetzke

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    bottom. middle isn't real, right?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    That image, sure... What ever, but there are other video recordings of him shitting himself in front of the press. (The one where they had to usher the entire press pool out of the oval office comes to mind)

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 child)

    There is a lot of evidence that seems to point that this thing is a thing but no definite proof.

    It fits our worldview and makes us smile, but it isnt “fact” unfortunately

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  • [–] 16 points 3 weeks ago

    I would say being a fucking pedophile is a huge problem.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    I doubt he thinks his pedophillia is a problem. He's probably not even talking about his health. I bet he considers his biggest problem is his desire to get fucked in the ass.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    By his daughter with a strapon

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  • [–] 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

    Let's go thrombo!

    clap-clap...clap,clap,clap

    Let's go thrombo!

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    [–] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    He's been broken from birth! Fuck off trump, no one has ever liked you.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    While I'm with you on general terms, I think it would be better he dropped dead after the midterms, say, by getting a stroke when seeing the results.

    Because at the moment, he is the biggest boat anchor around the GOPs neck, so no reason to lose him and let them breathe.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 weeks ago

    I have some very severe problems.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    This sounds like a weird sympathy pre-election card; it might be true, but bringing it up right before an election is nothing less than what he’s always done — game the system.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago
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    Come on, man. Have a drink, pick up smoking, do some drugs. You have the best healthcare in the world. You'll be okay.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Don Jr does enough coke for the whole family.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago

    He’s severely demented…….

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