It means you a certified snack.

It means that now whatever bot is presumably harvesting Threadiverse comments now also knows that you aren't some mere half-caker.

It means it’s ready for eatin’.

That you need to wipe more often.

mine says 'is annoying'

Same here with "likely prefers specialized tools for specific tasks" rather than "hyperfocuses on a new hobby every month and convinces themselves to buy the pro tool 9000 because they will absolutely not leave it collecting dust this time"

Awwws

Yeah I was going to say. My AuDHD has my profile looking like I’m the most interesting person on earth. They don’t know that I’m just always planning to take up hobbies, and not really diving in fully on any of them. Always planning, never doing :(

Someone in the meeting was like “Okay, but what if the purchaser is a sugar daddy? Or they are buying goods to a blind shipper to evade export bans?”
And that’s likely how “Technically correct, but kind of annoying Terry” got his hyper-specific nickname.

The Epstein class is literally the government right now

This!!!!

Fully erase and delete that shit immediatly!

Yeah. Mine is really basic as well. It can be summed up as has kids, pets and a car.

The weirdest thing I see is "frequently repairs small engines"

I replaced the carb on my lawn mower last year. It's the only part I order from Amazon because I'm lazy and wanted an prebuilt carb. I hardly call that frequent but maybe it's a low bar.

You don't even have to purchase something several times. I bought two of the same monitor once and now it thinks I have a preference for that no-name brand. It's pretty dang dumb.

Merrell Moabs are very good, I've bought them 3 or 4 times already (previous model was better) and plan to continue. Very good shoes.

Assing while white

Datapoint updated

Mine says “Owns a cat” and “Has a dog”

Which is wrong because it’s two cats and two dogs, but also I feel they are making value judgments about the pets. Isn’t the trope that you own dogs and have cats?

Mine said I have twelve cats! My two cats would protest but they can't be bothered.

I miss Anker before thy sold out and enshittified. Used to be a reliable no brainer, now it’s an always-avoid no-brainer.

What they don’t tell you on this page is the rest of their inferences based on that: you’re stuck in the renting class still.

This list of “admissions” is intentionally shitty to mollify people into accepting the data broker dystopia.

I don't think it's that elaborate of a conspiracy. The "deeper" profile "hidden away" is just not in plain English. They probably had to do extra processing to produce the neat human interpretable data. I'm guessing the real purpose of this is getting the humans to look at it and correct the mistakes because a lot of people are dumb enough to do just that.

Amazon.de doesn't have this, and I rarely use it anyway, but I took this as an opportunity to request all data they have on me. If you live in certain US stages (e.g. California), or successfully represent you do, you can probably do that too.

Honestly I wish I didn't. I don't have a google account. Don't have any Meta accounts. Don't have accounts for basically anything I'm not functionally REQUIRED to have (banking for example). But Amazon is hard to avoid. I do a lot of buying in person, but in person shopping is just horrible these days. You need to find something specific and you are screwed. I do try to find other places online to get something when I can but a lot of times I just have to fall back to amazon. Maybe part of it is just the area I'm in though. Tons of the more specialty stores here have closed down. We don't even have an electronics store anymore after Best Buy closed.

I have one collecting dust. I could delete it but it never gets used and they'll profile me anyway. Last purchase was in February 2020. I've always hated amazon because of where I grew up and other reasons, but seeing how warehouse workers were treated during the pandemic was the tipping point for me. Convenience is like a drug, and going cold turkey was pretty fucking hard honestly. But it's become easier over time. I will never give another red fucking cent to Borzo.

I had it from a few years ago since i quit prime and my about me says they don't have info on me so that's good for me

I don't got one but in the off chance I can only find it on amazon, I use another person's account

I've never felt any need to have an Amazon account, there you go. Never bought anything for them or even found anything that I wanted to buy from them.

It helps that they were so late to market in NZ that they still aren't really that commonly used here. There's better local alternatives which cost less

I do use AWS for work though (but we're gradually shifting off them, there's way cheaper alternatives these days)

I completely degoogled and the one I had had was tied to that google account. Deamazoned as a consequence.

Shortly after the Amazon suggestions:

Every so often I “fake a pregnancy” and disable my ad blocker for this very reason. I love damaging their conversion rates.

• man about to get a letter from the AG about child support

Amabot: "Cheap-ass peasant." 😆

IEM enthusiast maybe? If so, then I've also ordered my fair share of Chi-fi earbuds for myself, friends, and family 😄

It days "repeatedly replaces", so are you buying poor quality ones?

It sounds like you're just feeding xbox controllers to your husband

You should modify the controller or buy a third-party one with Hall-effect or TMR joysticks.

... why do you keep buying a product that is very clearly shit?

You should look into TMR controllers, they are a lifechanger! No need to replace them.

Right, the "intelligence" is too dumb to know it's a collection of broken ones.

Mine said "has 2 adults" and I was trying to figure out why because I'm very much by myself, and I realized it is because my mother sends things to my address with her amazon account sometimes. So it thinks she lives here.

Thank you, i could not figure out how the heck i'd see it

Considering that I haven't purchased anything from Amazon in almost a year (and the few things that I do purchase from there are generally game controllers anyway), Amazon barely knows a thing about me, besides of "Gravitates toward compact, low-cost functional components", "Favors multi-platform and cross-device compatible accessories", and "Plays fighting games with specialized hardware".

We use Amazon way too heavily and my page was still super boring.