Windows 3.5 was the apex of operating system design. There, I said it. Fight me, I dont care.

It's for the coupons!

I love how it categorizes my full time professional job, which I did a degree in and everything, as a "hobby."

In case they encounter any architecture students.

Tuvix? No, never.

Janeway only drinks single origin.

They added Pokémon. Welcome back.

Pun? More like a single entendre...

I think you mean 3 movies, right? Because that's how many Star Wars movies exist. There are 3 movies.

Ha, joke's on you. I don't have a car.

Ask the musician in your life how they feel about XLR cables.

I was going to say "keep going, you'll have to beat the price of gas for me to drive over to my parents' house and dig the N64 out of the garage," but I guess at $50 it's cheaper just to buy it again...

These are Laverne and Shirley speech bubbles, designed to ensure that neither speech bubble can complain about not getting top billing.