These are the end times
There was no hope of survival
This is how you died
Project Zomboid, so pretty fucked!
These are the end times
There was no hope of survival
This is how you died
Project Zomboid, so pretty fucked!
Minecraft. Honestly, send me into the wilderness where I can build a little log cabin by a lake, make furniture, and live off the land. And the only people around are some zombies who don't try to talk to you. Keep your million.
Stardew valley is basically what I want out of my life, so I might not leave
I think I would enjoy an entire year in The Stanley Parable tbh
I'm well travelled, own several starships, and am mostly fluent in gek. Of course I have to fend off daily attacks by pirates and sentinels.
As a Forza addict, I think I'll be just fine.
Until you inevitably crash at high speed and die gruesomely
I don't even need to drive. I could just hang out in Tokyo for a year.
Until someone inevitably crashes into you at high speed and you both die gruesomely 😉
Not sure how I would live in hollow knight silksong exactly do I have to be a bug or would I be myself situated above the zones.
My last game was StarCraft so I'd be dead via ling rush within the first three minutes.
Edit: StarCraft 2
It’s rimworld.
I don’t want to be a cannibal.
Project zomboid on easy settings (low amount of zombies, zombies are dumb, high amount of loot and easy skill gain). I'd take it. Even regular settings would be a dream in comparison to dealing with state violence, so I'd be pretty happy.
Depends on how Night City treats me. Not sure I wanna chromed for a year's stay.
Overwatch. It looks fun from the outside, but I'm forced to participate in short matches where I repeatedly die, come back and kill cute yet soulless people all day long, for a year.
I started eating people on day 3. There is a hole were my humanity used to be. A hole that can only be filed by trembling, bloody, screaming flesh. The hamster was first. He was easy. Then, month after month, I got through the rest of the roster, each one with a different bottle of wine from the Paris deathmatch map. Now my appetite, form and spirit have grown beyond what is humanly conceivable. When the map loads and they see me, they all run and shriek as my many mouths start tearing through their ever fresh, juicy bodies. As if they too were starting to remember their unending, inescapable demise.
One day it will end, but in the meantime I need to feel their bones break and heartbeats fade on my tongues. Such delicious marrow. Such delicious broth.
Overwatch.exe
Civilization. I can't escape it.
Pretty good, tbh. I've been playing Palworld and I think I'd do okay, even if I got dropped into a permadeath server. Yeah you gotta grind, but you don't really have to do much of anything, the pals do basically everything for you.
Warframe for me. I don't think I would have very good chances of making through a whole year.
Satisfactory.
A year might not be enough, come back in at least 3.
So I get a million dollars and I'm stuck in a house banging 6 women for a year. I think my wife would wonder where I disappeared to for a year but the million would probably smooth things over.
Outer Wilds.
In 22 minutes I and everyone else am dead.
You mean I can like, be in VrChat? Like my character, and my friends, and all these amazing places to go to? Dude sign me up, that's my escape from reality.
Seems that would be Anomalous Coffee Machine. I guess that would depend on which character’s place I have to take
It was Ultrakill. Here's the intro text of this game for context:
> Mankind is dead.
> Blood is fuel.
> Hell is full.
I don't think I'm surviving an hour there, lol.
I opened elden ring for the first time In years Yesterday, there could be worse games, plenty of safe places to hide
I don't think I'd survive 5 minutes, let alone a year being bombarded with blocks from Beatsaber. Unless I can stand next to the track.
Kerbal Space Program. I'll probably die but at least I'll (likely) get to see space and go out in a blaze of glory
Not bad, I guess. At least if I'm in my own city, we're pretty set, food and water are both being produced onboard. I guess I'm a bird person now?
RDR2 for me as well. At least there's options. I would probably play it safe by ditching the gang before I contract tuberculosis and just live as a hunter up in the mountains. The mechanics of the game would make that quite easy compared to IRL.
Alternatively, the epilogue does seem nice.
I like that people assume they'll be the main character and not just a random NPC.
For instance in GTA you might just have your current life while some gangsters buy burgers.
>Helldivers 2
... No thanks, I think I'll stay poor.
Ok wow rejecting democracy much? SMH
I'm a diver and would be a clone coming out at the end of the year
Oh, my sweet summer child, you think they're clones?
Lore says they are not. This is why I have my diver voice set to random, canonically every diver is a unique person who volunteered ("volunteered", given it's Super Earth, that word does some lifting) to join.
You wouldn't be coming home at all after a year, unless you somehow manage to get a cushy position operating a super destroyer instead of dropping from one. This is part of the reason they're so revered by citizens in-universe, they are explicitly not clones, just held in cryostasis storage and deployed as needed as highly expendable special forces.
PUBG. Im gonna get murdered a lot, but at least death isnt final, given respawns exist. At least the pubg maps are quite large and interesting to explore.
Just HAD to play a Helldivers 2 match last night didn't I.... Well I mean zomboid with 1 out of 5 zombies being a runner probably ain't gonna do me no favors either.... I'm boned
That actually sounds pretty ideal. I'd just do what i do in the game anyway. Ride my horse, pick flowers, collect skins, camp. Occasionally go into town to get supplies and unload my furs.
But I'd end up in Spiderman. Do i get to be Spiderman or just some shmo on the street?
Making food and stuff. Hoping the killer happened before me. The Game is "Kiosk". Shot Horror Game - can recommend
I would be in Slime Rancher 2. I would be doing pretty alright! I can stay at my ranch and tend to my adorable slimes.
I don't even know what would happen with Balatro, do I get to be a Jimbo? Could I be Blueprint, or do I just get to the something useless like Matador?
If it means to completion, then Paper Mario would be pretty cozy. If just last game played, SuperTux would be nice too. Yay! :3
Runescape is so easy nowadays that this seems fine, I could avoid combat skills and become a fisherwoman, eat lobster all day.
oh no yesterday i was testing something and opened minecraft with only the 'nox: renoxed' mod installed
this is gonna be fun, as long as i can respawn and am not a human in the game
Misericorde. I think I could spend a year in a late 15th C nunnery where they mostly like to drink wine and play chess.
Yes, those are famously the only duties and restrictions of life as a 15th century nun 😄
The plot focuses on the MC trying to solve a murder, which wouldn't be my job. They do all get called out for being terrible women of God. It is implied that this nunnery might be where they send problem women.
Baba is you I think was the last one. So like, I could become all walls or space, or might accidentally make myself nothing… so a fraught existence for sure
Well, I would be royally screwed. I cannot explain why at all due to major spoilers, but I would be stuck in Pokemon Rejuvenation. If you have played the game up until the current final chapter or at least know the story, you know why I am royally screwed.
All I can say is being in the official pokemon game with the most villainous and successful evil team would be paradise because at least I know nobody really ever dies, NPC or otherwise.
i wouldn’t consider that to be too terrible. It’s beautiful and you can entertain yourself nearly endlessly outside of the narrative.
Unfortunately for me I last played 76 to see what had changed. And I’d definitely go mad since i’ve basically done and seen it all outside of some builds i want to try.
i wouldn’t consider that to be too terrible. It’s beautiful and you can entertain yourself nearly endlessly outside of the narrative.
I get your point, but you're overlooking the fact that you'd have to be extremely skilled and self sufficient by modern standards to be able to survive in the 1800s for a year without any modern comforts and technology..
I for one would die or go insane in a few months, I think. Either that or thrive so much that I'll never want to go back 🤷🏻😁
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