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[–] 34 points 2 months ago

These are the end times

There was no hope of survival

This is how you died

Project Zomboid, so pretty fucked!

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  • [–] 23 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Minecraft. Honestly, send me into the wilderness where I can build a little log cabin by a lake, make furniture, and live off the land. And the only people around are some zombies who don't try to talk to you. Keep your million.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    You're a human though not steve. Can you punch down a tree or punch a pig to death?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (2 children)

    hopefully start in a forest, break leaves for apples, and then follow a river until you find a village or something else to get tools

    starting in a desert would be pretty bad unless you can scoop out the insides of cacti to eat. im not sure how much of minecraft rules are steve's doing and how much are the world's

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (1 child)

    Okay, fair that might be a way to survive (assuming minecraft apples have the same caloric intake as a real apple which i'm not certain of given they're flat), but what about this: How would you pull up the inventory to trade with the villagers? You can't speak their language and they aren't intelligent.

    it'd be a rough life without steves stuff

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    that'd come back to what are the world's features and are steve's

    is it steve that breaks and places everything strictly in 1x1 cubes, or is it a limitation on the actual world? is it steve that brings up UIs or is it the villagers?

    though i was mostly talking about getting resources from the chests, how would chests work? if you place something in one without going through the UI, does it disapear after 5 minutes? can you take out items without going through the UI?

    can you pick up anything without the NBT Tags that hold the information about what items you have? can a person collide with the world without a hitbox? does the person experience gravity? if yes, where would they be pulled? it's only a couple hundred meters of mass under them, with an amount larger than earth around them.

    sorry, i got distracted and made this way too long

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  • [–] 22 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    Stardew valley is basically what I want out of my life, so I might not leave

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  • [–] 20 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I think I would enjoy an entire year in The Stanley Parable tbh

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  • [–] 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I'm well travelled, own several starships, and am mostly fluent in gek. Of course I have to fend off daily attacks by pirates and sentinels.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    As a Forza addict, I think I'll be just fine.

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Until you inevitably crash at high speed and die gruesomely

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I don't even need to drive. I could just hang out in Tokyo for a year.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Until someone inevitably crashes into you at high speed and you both die gruesomely 😉

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Normally cars can’t enter areas with people. On the off chance they do, they clip right through the people. Also the game basically encourages you to do 1,000ft+ jumps and there’s no damage if you turn it off.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Not sure how I would live in hollow knight silksong exactly do I have to be a bug or would I be myself situated above the zones.

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    [–] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

    My last game was StarCraft so I'd be dead via ling rush within the first three minutes.

    Edit: StarCraft 2

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    It’s rimworld.

    I don’t want to be a cannibal.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Project zomboid on easy settings (low amount of zombies, zombies are dumb, high amount of loot and easy skill gain). I'd take it. Even regular settings would be a dream in comparison to dealing with state violence, so I'd be pretty happy.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Depends on how Night City treats me. Not sure I wanna chromed for a year's stay.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    Overwatch. It looks fun from the outside, but I'm forced to participate in short matches where I repeatedly die, come back and kill cute yet soulless people all day long, for a year.

    I started eating people on day 3. There is a hole were my humanity used to be. A hole that can only be filed by trembling, bloody, screaming flesh. The hamster was first. He was easy. Then, month after month, I got through the rest of the roster, each one with a different bottle of wine from the Paris deathmatch map. Now my appetite, form and spirit have grown beyond what is humanly conceivable. When the map loads and they see me, they all run and shriek as my many mouths start tearing through their ever fresh, juicy bodies. As if they too were starting to remember their unending, inescapable demise.

    One day it will end, but in the meantime I need to feel their bones break and heartbeats fade on my tongues. Such delicious marrow. Such delicious broth.

    Overwatch.exe

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago

    As long as Ghandi doesn’t nuke me I’m good

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Civilization. I can't escape it.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Pretty good, tbh. I've been playing Palworld and I think I'd do okay, even if I got dropped into a permadeath server. Yeah you gotta grind, but you don't really have to do much of anything, the pals do basically everything for you.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    Warframe for me. I don't think I would have very good chances of making through a whole year.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Satisfactory.

    A year might not be enough, come back in at least 3.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    So I get a million dollars and I'm stuck in a house banging 6 women for a year. I think my wife would wonder where I disappeared to for a year but the million would probably smooth things over.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Outer Wilds.

    In 22 minutes I and everyone else am dead.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    You mean I can like, be in VrChat? Like my character, and my friends, and all these amazing places to go to? Dude sign me up, that's my escape from reality.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    I’m ok with it. Gotta catch em all

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Persona 5, so deeply pessimistic, cynical japan

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago*

    Seems that would be Anomalous Coffee Machine. I guess that would depend on which character’s place I have to take

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    I'm a chess piece.

    Let's play a really slow game here...

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Baldur's Gate 3...

    Yeah, I'd take that bet.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    It was Ultrakill. Here's the intro text of this game for context:

    > Mankind is dead.

    > Blood is fuel.

    > Hell is full.

    I don't think I'm surviving an hour there, lol.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    I opened elden ring for the first time In years Yesterday, there could be worse games, plenty of safe places to hide

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    I don't think I'd survive 5 minutes, let alone a year being bombarded with blocks from Beatsaber. Unless I can stand next to the track.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Kerbal Space Program. I'll probably die but at least I'll (likely) get to see space and go out in a blaze of glory

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago*

    You'll sit in a capsule for all that time in interplanetary space or abandoned on the surface of some celestial body. Pray that there's no life support mods installed. In any case, you'll go mad

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago*

    Hmm...

    Not bad, I guess. At least if I'm in my own city, we're pretty set, food and water are both being produced onboard. I guess I'm a bird person now?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    RDR2 for me as well. At least there's options. I would probably play it safe by ditching the gang before I contract tuberculosis and just live as a hunter up in the mountains. The mechanics of the game would make that quite easy compared to IRL.

    Alternatively, the epilogue does seem nice.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Darktide. Yeah I'm not taking the money.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I like that people assume they'll be the main character and not just a random NPC.

    For instance in GTA you might just have your current life while some gangsters buy burgers.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago* (4 children)

    >Helldivers 2

    ... No thanks, I think I'll stay poor.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (1 child)

    I'm a diver and would be a clone coming out at the end of the year

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    Oh, my sweet summer child, you think they're clones?

    Lore says they are not. This is why I have my diver voice set to random, canonically every diver is a unique person who volunteered ("volunteered", given it's Super Earth, that word does some lifting) to join.

    You wouldn't be coming home at all after a year, unless you somehow manage to get a cushy position operating a super destroyer instead of dropping from one. This is part of the reason they're so revered by citizens in-universe, they are explicitly not clones, just held in cryostasis storage and deployed as needed as highly expendable special forces.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Tunic! So, cute but also deadly?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Frostpunk... yeah no

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    PUBG. Im gonna get murdered a lot, but at least death isnt final, given respawns exist. At least the pubg maps are quite large and interesting to explore.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    music is illegal but i get to beat up cops

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Megaman battle network 3, im in heaven

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Just HAD to play a Helldivers 2 match last night didn't I.... Well I mean zomboid with 1 out of 5 zombies being a runner probably ain't gonna do me no favors either.... I'm boned

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago*

    Stay a while and listen!

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Looks like I picked Power Wash Simulator back up at the right time

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    That actually sounds pretty ideal. I'd just do what i do in the game anyway. Ride my horse, pick flowers, collect skins, camp. Occasionally go into town to get supplies and unload my furs.

    But I'd end up in Spiderman. Do i get to be Spiderman or just some shmo on the street?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Making food and stuff. Hoping the killer happened before me. The Game is "Kiosk". Shot Horror Game - can recommend

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    I would be in Slime Rancher 2. I would be doing pretty alright! I can stay at my ranch and tend to my adorable slimes.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Hol up while I download LSL5

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    I don't even know what would happen with Balatro, do I get to be a Jimbo? Could I be Blueprint, or do I just get to the something useless like Matador?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Playing as myself, I wouldn’t survive 10 minutes in Megabonk.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    If it means to completion, then Paper Mario would be pretty cozy. If just last game played, SuperTux would be nice too. Yay! :3

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Runescape is so easy nowadays that this seems fine, I could avoid combat skills and become a fisherwoman, eat lobster all day.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    oh no yesterday i was testing something and opened minecraft with only the 'nox: renoxed' mod installed

    this is gonna be fun, as long as i can respawn and am not a human in the game

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Misericorde. I think I could spend a year in a late 15th C nunnery where they mostly like to drink wine and play chess.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 2 months ago (4 children)

    Yes, those are famously the only duties and restrictions of life as a 15th century nun 😄

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    The plot focuses on the MC trying to solve a murder, which wouldn't be my job. They do all get called out for being terrible women of God. It is implied that this nunnery might be where they send problem women.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Palia! I'd gladly live there for even longer!

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Baba is you I think was the last one. So like, I could become all walls or space, or might accidentally make myself nothing… so a fraught existence for sure

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Well, I would be royally screwed. I cannot explain why at all due to major spoilers, but I would be stuck in Pokemon Rejuvenation. If you have played the game up until the current final chapter or at least know the story, you know why I am royally screwed.

    All I can say is being in the official pokemon game with the most villainous and successful evil team would be paradise because at least I know nobody really ever dies, NPC or otherwise.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    i wouldn’t consider that to be too terrible. It’s beautiful and you can entertain yourself nearly endlessly outside of the narrative.

    Unfortunately for me I last played 76 to see what had changed. And I’d definitely go mad since i’ve basically done and seen it all outside of some builds i want to try.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child)

    i wouldn’t consider that to be too terrible. It’s beautiful and you can entertain yourself nearly endlessly outside of the narrative.

    I get your point, but you're overlooking the fact that you'd have to be extremely skilled and self sufficient by modern standards to be able to survive in the 1800s for a year without any modern comforts and technology..

    I for one would die or go insane in a few months, I think. Either that or thrive so much that I'll never want to go back 🤷🏻😁

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Oh yeah, when you put it that way… I do have some survival skills from growing up in the country, but the culture is what’d probably do me in. I’d misunderstand someone and get waxed pretty fast most likely.

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