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[–] 67 points 1 month ago (4 children)

My mom didn't know how to drive and neither did my grandmother and that translated into "women can't drive". I was terrified when my friends mom drove us to school for the first time.

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  • [–] 59 points 1 month ago* (27 children)

    Pocket knives every day, everywhere, coming out of your ears. Weirded me the hell out the first time I got in trouble for having a small, helpful little tool in my pocket. I was taught how to safely handle one when I was 8, and have always had one in my pocket since I was 14.

    Like... of course I have a pocket knife. I have a spare in my backpack to give away, I have a collection at home, and I have favorite styles and designs. They're great gifts, they're always useful, fit in your pocket, and weigh nearly nothing. Why don't you?

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (10 children)

    At my uni, we technically have a rule banning pocket knives on campus, but because we have engineering and animal science students on campus, it's not a big deal when you see people carry pocket knives.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (8 children)

    Animal science I get, but why do engineering students need them?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    This was me as a kid. An assortment of Swiss Army knives, always available. Finally got one of the good Victorinox ones, and it was my EDC in high school. Totally normal in the redneck town where I grew up. I flew on planes at least twice with one on me, connected as a keychain. No one cared.

    The week after 9/11, I was in college in a large coastal city, and a friend that worked at the campus TV station was asking people to be on their "talk show" which was just 3 random students with nothing better to do, and a theatre minor to moderate. Sure enough, 9/11 came up, and everyone was shocked, shocked I tell you, that box cutters made it in the plane.

    I said I carried a pocket knife around because it's a tool. And that I had managed to make it on a plane with one before, so it's not that shocking. I had one on me at the time, like one does.

    The looks I got - it was like I had told them I invented plane hijackings and was about to murder then all right there. Instantly they were the Us, even the moderator, I was a violent and terrifying Them. With a 3 inch folding blade I wouldn't trust to cut more than a baby bell cheese. Fortunately, literally no one watched the show, but I just thought it was the other 3 people being weird.

    Nope. City people just don't expect to do things for themselves a lot I guess. Or something, I'm still not clear on what they're thinking.

    Anyway, my EDC these days is a Kershaw tonto blade. Love the big wide stumpiness of it. What's yours?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child)

    I keep a Morakniv Companion in my backpack for bigger jobs like splitting wood, but the pocketknife I have in my pocket is just a little folding Gerber. My giveaway knife is a cheap Ozark. I figure it's better than no knife at all, but for actual work I try to use good tools.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (8 children)

    That sounds a lot like Albacete and Andalucía with all those navajas, especially the gifting part (Navajas de Albacete are a well-known souvenir here in Spain)

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago* (3 children)

    If I had a nickel for every time I've mistaken a knife for a mollusc..

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    There's an entire group of molluscs called "razor clams", and their shells can be sharp enough to knick skin. I have lost enough faith in humanity, I would wager that at least one person has accidentally left the house with a pocket clam.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I grew up un the impenetrable forests of southern sweden, always had pocket knives (fällkniv or morakniv). They were totally banned in school so I guesd we all figured that one out.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago*

    Moraknivs are my favorite knives! They're sturdy, the grips are comfortable, and the bevels are easy to sharpen by hand with a whetstone. The steel is good, and as long as you keep it dry and oiled, they last forever.

    They're fantastic blades, Swedes have excellent taste.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I remember my first pocket knife. My father gave it to me and I immediately checked the sharpness by running my thumb across it. The wrong way. 6 stitches later I learned not to do that. Lol

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  • RIP 😂 I've done that before, but not to the tune of a hospital trip.

    My dad gave me my first pocketknife too. He was so proud of that, since his dad gave him his first knife too. It's a fatherhood thing in our family. A rite of passage. And I don't mind it.

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  • [–] 51 points 1 month ago (17 children)

    My family keeps and uses toothbrushes at the kitchen sink, because when I was growing up I didn't want to get poop particles from the toilet on my toothbrush.

    The rest of my family just kind of followed along.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    I worry about pooh on my toothbrush. But I got these toothbrush covers instead.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I think this is counterproductive. You'll still get all kinds of bacteria and spores on your toothbrush, but with the cover your toothbrush won't dry, so various lifeforms have water that allows them to survive and grow.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Good instinct but isn't this what bathroom cupboards (the one with the mirror that you put above the sink) are for?

    Also close toilet lid when flushing.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (4 children)

    Yes, that reduced the quantity but does not eliminate it.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    You can't eliminate it in any room.

    Unless you capture yours and everyone elses farts in a jar.

    Until then, it is in your hair, your clothes, your table, your table utensils, and your food.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    The show Mythbusters did this in 2004! The episode is called “Toothbrush Surprise” because they were so surprised when the control toothbrushes away from the bathroom had fecal bacteria right from the start.

    They talked to a microbiologist, who said fecal coliforms are impossible to avoid. Farting in jars won’t help, it’s already everywhere.

    Keeping the toothbrush in a different room is provably completely pointless. It’s superstition.

    Ironically, keeping it in the open in the kitchen is likely worse than keeping it in a cabinet in the bathroom.

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  • [–] 47 points 1 month ago (17 children)

    I’ll never forget about the guy on reddit who talked about his poop knife 😳

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Did you ever hear of the channel S.V. Seeker? Honestly my favourite bit of niche internet drama, I can't even begin to list the crazy shit that went down but basically a madman with zero knowledge of sailing let alone boatbuilding welded together an ill-conceived hulk roughly according to the plans of someone who is himself a nutter; misadventures on the way include pouring a lead keel and poisoning the topsoil if not himself, faking an explosion and resulting traumatic brain injury to learn who his 'real fans' were, and creating possibly the scariest boat I've ever heard of which no doubt will end up on the news one day having becoming a hazard to navigation.

    Anyway he's the first person I ever heard of using a poo knife. He was openly advocating the practice, as well as a 'poo nest' to prevent splashback.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (1 child)

    A... Lead keel?

    For something that is supposed to float?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    That's normal in sailing boats to be fair, you want a keel made of something dense and lead remains a decent choice for that, it's more expensive than iron but offers more weight for the same hydrodynamic drag. Stability in a sailing boat requires a counterweight to the wind trying to blow you over.

    What's not normal is trying to pour many tons of the stuff in your backyard in Oklahoma as an amateur. Also 'hydrodynamic' or even 'stable' are not words I'd associate with Seeker.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    I knew a poop knife family. They had 10 kids though, that might have had something to do with it.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    I just feel like, and maybe I’m misunderstanding the usage instructions here, but if you have to use a knife to scrape poop off your behind… you should probably see a doctor about changing your diet.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

    Its not to scrap it off your butt.. but to cut it into smaller pieces in the bowl..

    No..

    I am not making that up...

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago* (3 children)

    Apparently super common and a religious thing.

    Never thought I'd feel so warm towards a toilet brush before I read that story.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    What kind of religion requires a diet that creates logs that need to be manually broken up to flush? I know US style toilets are more prone to blocking but that seems absurd to be so common.

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  • [–] 68 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    This is how myths can lead to morality. If we all grew up with stories like this there wouldn’t be any HOAs

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago

    Yea too bad decent people dont lie to their kids enough about things that are just a little evil and make them into huge deals.

    ...and then the driver didn't signal to turn and the cement truck couldn't stop and crushed the driver to death. Remember kids, be predictable when driving.

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  • [–] 33 points 1 month ago (13 children)

    at first i thought "nah, we were perfectly normal" and then i remembered hanging the winter door.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago (12 children)

    Like replacing the screen door with one with windows, or hanging a new main door?

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  • [–] 37 points 1 month ago (11 children)

    the house had an extra set of door hinges on the inside, and we had an extra door we put up behind the regular door in winter to kep the heat in.

    it used to be more common but i don't think i've seen it on a house built after the 1920s.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (8 children)

    Many homes have storm doors, usually on the outside. But, if the door swings out, instead of in, then the only place for a storm door is on the inside. Most front doors swing in, but not all.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    only place i've ever seen doors that swing inwards is north america. it's such a weird setup; the wind pushes through but inside air gets trapped.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago* (6 children)

    I think doors that swing inwards are more common in most countries I've been. I think the reason is mostly security: if the hinges are on the outside it's very easy to remove the door...

    Although it's probably still less effort for a robber to just break a window in most cases, so probably not always for security but rather started as a security measure and then people just got used to it...

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    here hinges are usually embedded in the frame, and we tend to use security doors with multiple locking pins so you can't remove them when locked. it's also safer in that if there's a fire or something you don't want to step back closer to danger to open the door.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Florida requires that home doors open outward to help prevent them blowing open in a hurricane. For the same reason, new windows are sturdier than the walls. The only way someone was breaking into our house was with a shovel.

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