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We thought it couldn't get better than this, and in fact it didn't get better.
The last 25 years was better and better browsers and web technologies, but the result now is a web that loads slowly and has tons of ads. Somewhere around 2008 was maybe the best, I dont remember exactly what year. But when the web was actually good and social media was not big yet.
I didn't mind the early 2000's web experience. You just kinda had to know how to get around, know what the fake download button looked like, not type your real name anywhere, have a little patience. The barrier to entry was slightly higher, which kept the masses away.
I think it was great, even with all its problems. Way less corporate too.
Get a pihole. No ads
Now they have AI, and micro transactions if you want to buy more balls/cards.
Those of us who drew random squiggles in Paint and filled the loops using the bucket tool are just objectively better and healthier people. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Uhhh excuse me?
Where's Number Munchers?

...or Oregon Trail?

...or QBasic games like Gorillas?

...and Nibbles (aka Snake)

...and Wolfenstein 3D that some kid installed on the machines when no one was looking?

If you don't have Space Cadet Pinball on your PC right now, then please re-evaluate what you're doing with your life.
Edit: also on every other platform
Jezzball mothertruckers.

This, but all your games are shareware/demos you constantly replay
As a teenager, I got really good at drawing boobs from the side and the front in MS paint.
Then we got the internet and my digital art career went up in smoke at 28.8kbs.
Enter teenage me trying to draw (in Paint!) proper exposed boobies on this image from Pools of Darkness. That's about when I gave up on my aspirations for becoming an artist.

Funny how it was Laura Croft's triangular prism boobs that became so famous when there were better boob depictions in games with detailed pixel art.
Wow, that's ambitious. But I get it - it's sooooo close already!
That point when you're zoomed in, coloring individual pixels with zero horniness, just all frustration and focus. Then you zoom out and your heart skips a beat. Ahh, those were the days.
I don't know about the zero horniness, have you ever been a teenager? :D
Damn, now I understand when exactly I stopped doodling, with both the pencil and the mouse.
Funny that I had a similar skill. My drawings were all "under boob" pics. I focused on that. Tops of boobs are no big deal, but when a halter top is involved the tops are completely covered but a good portion of the bottom of the boob is exposed.
This is also life with internet when your parents come in your bedroom
The rest of us had better jerk off a material.
Sorry that you had to cum to cards and pinball
Your parents did what?
And it never did get better than that.
It's so cool how we all share this experience. It's a bit like also knowing what life was like before mobile phones. No other generation will ever know.
The first PC I had in my bedroom didn’t have internet, in fact we didn’t have internet in the house at all, but when bored I would still click the internet E xplorer logo sometimes to see if it would magically work.
Watching the maze screensaver on windows 98 like a damn tv show
That tickles a memory of an actual game from around that time that looked like that. I think it was one of the ones MS made free, though you might have needed to specifically install the extended game pack or play it with the windows CD in or something like that. Not the most solid memory I have, but I just remember the screen saver looked a lot like that game just without the actual game part.
Oh shit ... Hover?
Yeah, that's the one! Lol my memory about it was so vague that while I remembered you had to collect things in the maze, I didn't remember it was a capture the flag game. It came on the windows 95 CD, though IIRC you had to install it separately from windows, which I think meant not that many people were aware of it.
Please take the Internet away
I got bored during a particularly slow period at work once and wanted to just play minesweeper or solitaire and found I did not have that option on modern windows without download some bullshit "app" from the "app store" that was full of ads...
I still remember when the prize at the bottom of the cereal box was a CD-ROM for (mostly terrible) computer games
I remember once getting a demo CD for strategy games (not a cereal box one but one they had for like $5 beside the cash register at computer stores). It set a trajectory on my life that resulted in my later WoW addiction.
That disc had Dune II on it, the first RTS game I ever played. I was instantly hooked. Then I tried Warcraft II (also on that disc) and it was even better. I mentioned it to a friend at school and he had just gotten SC:BW, which meant he had two play discs and let me borrow the SC disc first, then the BW disc later and we played a ton of StarCraft. Somehow, on battle.net despite using the same key (my assumption is they screwed something up in early manufacturing and duplicated some keys, which meant they couldn't just limit it to one player online at a time per key for some set of keys that included my friend's).
That eventually led to me discovering the StarCraft modding community, which defined my later high school years. Funny enough, I wasn't even into modding that much, I was more fascinated with the tools that enabled it and the reverse engineering process involved in building those tools.
It also led me on my path to D2, WC3, SC2, and finally WoW (uh, might have the order wrong for SC2).
I wonder how things would have gone for me without that demo disc.
I really wish I'd been introduced to SC1 as a kid, I've tried playing it but after 2 1 just feels so janky
Once Internet came, downloaded demos on bboards and then happy puppy. Had content for a while although short lived.
I'm in this post.
Side note: I didn't properly learn how to play Minesweeper until well after I got my first smart phone, it's a real banger of a game. I highly recommend giving it a chance if, like me, you were too young to figure it out and just randomly pressed on squares until it blew up.
If you replaced MS Paint with SkiFree in that picture, you'd achieve perfection.
What about roller coaster tycoon?
Those ones above were all included with windows back in the day, like installed from the disc when you installed windows, then they'd be discoverable in Start -> Programs -> Accessories -> Games (other than paint, which was in accessories) IIRC. Eventually they moved it out of the accessories folder, then later on they changed which games were included, eliminating some, though these ones I believe remained the longest until MS started instead advertising games they had on the windows store.
I have memories from the early 90s playing a DOS version of Dig-Dug all day when I didn't want to go to school.
I grew up with mine sweeper, but now with internet there's triple A minesweeper.
I had the Internet well before that pinball game existed. Windows 95 wouldn't even exist for almost a decade when we got Internet. IRC made me the lifelong pirate I am today.
We used to be able to buy those things to own completely. Now everything is sponsored by ads. The advertising companies do nothing but subsidize the evil tech bros bastards. Fuck Tide! The armpits of my white t-shirts shall remain yellow from this point forward, for the people! /s


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