Mmmm Crab Racoons.

You know how you can run your hand over velvet and it changes color slightly depending on how you’ve mussed the fibers?

I have a another weird spot for you.

Look at the rug.
Someone must have the most consistent pattern of travel ever.

I’m annoyed when a bloodbath on Wall Street is reported and 1.) the blood in question is metaphorical; 2.) it’s the retirement funds of average people that suffer because those who make a living gambling on these stocks have a lot more flexibility to dance around changing market conditions (and take tax write offs if they do manage to lose money).

Her hobbies are being a stock photo model and self-inflicted pain.

Checkmate, atheists nerds.

Woof. The 80’s were rough.

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HSoiW

Next headline: He was a paid false flag protestor!

Filling your gap in Cambodia, eh?

(snickers like a 12-year-old boy)

A colleague signs his emails with his name followed by an ellipse, with no sign off pleasantry.
It always seems like he’s sulking.

Monument…

Me, with an empty takeout soup bowl: “I’m a job creator!”

I was going to reference this scene from Everything Everywhere All At Once, but got distracted by the fact that the studio is selling hotdog finger gloves.

… huh. That’s weird.

The little nub on the top is a LIDAR module.

I wonder if an upside down cup will fit over it.