This one made my eye twitch.

That's a lovely carpet. It was one of my favorite species to keep back in the day.

You and my husband. Now I know two people who liked that game.

Motion City Soundtrack's Time Turned Fragile - One day I'll fail to breath and all you'll have left is memories. https://genius.com/Motion-city-soundtrack-time-turned-fragile-lyrics

Mine says "Builds Xbox controller collection gradually." I buy my husband a new controller about every 8 months because the sticks start to drift. Maybe it should say Xbox makes shit products.

I don't understand coworkers routinely meeting up outside of work and being involved in each other's lives. I like my coworkers just fine but work does not provide the environment I want to build real relationships off of. Also I generally live by the rule of don't shit where you eat. I fake being social as much as I can but I'm sure everyone thinks I'm weird.

One of my all time favorite comics is Skydoll. Don't be fooled by the Disney looking art. It's a critique on society, sexuality, and media.

This is a very cool thread.

Always facing the expectation that you are automatically responsible for everyone else and are expected to perform with happy docile compliance.

I love The Twilight Zone. My personal favorite is One for the Angels. Just good old fashioned wholesome.

Okay you laugh but this was the family vehicle when I was in my teens and we lovingly called it the Enterprise. I hated driving it though because it was a land boat.

Love all the nicknames, especially Door Simulator. That one is going to live in my head for a bit.