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[–] 182 points 1 month ago (9 children)

I once shot a wedding that was scheduled around a full moon. I replaced the moon in the photos with a NASA image, color matched it, and made it like 5x bigger than the original.

Nobody noticed.

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  • [–] 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Not sure if you're proud or chagrined that they didn't notice. But you know that's because you sized it right, because you were there and saw it. You made it look as magical as it felt in the moment.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Wow. Meanwhile I asked then ti just slightly airbrush my balding top for the main photos, not all, just a few of the ones wed select for prints and they didnt do shit.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Why would you do that? Dont do that. Shave your head. Youll feel and look awesome

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Hey finny story. I got married like 5 or 6 years ago and it wasn't that bad back then but it was becoming an issue for me.

    I have since DONE THIS and holy fuck I'm a new man. Its been great. I spent about a week with a head cold shivering with a toque on but yeah total stud now.

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  • [–] 81 points 1 month ago (18 children)

    Obligatory moon:

    Just bring $2200 of glass with you. No problem, bro. (Someone with an even bigger lens will surely show me up on this eventually...)

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  • [–] 44 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

    I managed to snag these back in 2021 with a Nikon P510, a superzoom mfg in 2012. Paid $35 at a thrift store! Good enough for my purposes, I suppose. My dslr is a Canon Rebel XS that I started with and now pair with a Rebel 35mm. Not trying to diminish your shot or anything, just comparing so people can see what you can still manage on a beginner budget

    And this was the 2024 Solar Eclipse. And this was the 2024 Solar Eclipse.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    For said budgets, there are also a myriad of well established tricks such as teleconverters, gimcrack homemade contraptions involving cardboard tubes and magnifying glasses, stuffing the objective of your camera into a dime store telescope or... this friggin' thing.

    One of these days I am totally going to pick up an EF/RF mount adapter and one of those just for the yuks. I imagine the optics are godawful, but it still sounds like a good time.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Best I can do...

    Taken with a pixel 9 in Morocco...

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Lol looks like exactly what Samsung phones do where the moon itself is replaced with a stock photo when it detects you're taking a moon shot. People have replicated it by taking a similar looking photo of street lights and the resulting photo shows the moon in place of the street light.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    In the realm of hobbies 2200 isn't so bad. Though I guess if it's like camera lens it can go to the moon pretty quick.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    You still need a camera body to attach it to. But yes, you can indeed spend any amount of money on lenses if you put your mind to it. And if you've decided you haven't spent enough, you can always shoot yourself in the foot by picking up a camera that belongs to a different lens ecosystem than what you've already got and then start building up a pile of lenses for that...

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  • [–] 75 points 1 month ago* (16 children)

    Yep.

    I hate it when people say "the human eye is 35mm" or whatever. It is not. It is black magic that paints visualizations however TF it wants, and we're barely aware of it.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (13 children)

    I'd call that the brain, not the eye, but I think that the broader point stands.

    This isn't animated, though if you look at it fullscreen, it will tend to appear to be:

    https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/943e6298-132d-4206-855f-681e6c047354.jpeg

    1000009564

    Is it blue and black or gold and white?

    1000009565

    Square A and B are the same brightness:

    1000009568

    These lines are straight:

    1000009567

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  • [–] 24 points 1 month ago (9 children)

    the A and B squares gets me every time. first time i saw that i had to take gimp and move it side by side to believe.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (8 children)

    This is the first time the dress got me. I scrolled down it was white then it turned to blue black and I couldn’t see it as white again…

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    I love an optical illusion and I still reference this one, since it works for some people.

    Some of them - like the classic spinning dancer or faces/vase - I can flip by thinking about it. Some are context-based, like the A/B squares above or various Escher illusions, where our eyes/brains add understanding that doesn't exist in the image.

    Even Yanni/Laurel ( and I'd love any other audio versions if someone has links )

    The dress has *always* been white/gold. I never understood how this one worked. Not to reignite the battle...

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    The dress is amazing. I used to see the white/gold but now see the blue/black.

    When it went viralnI was taking a remote sensing class in college (all about color, really) and we had a long discussion about it.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Here's another audio one from an old Ben10 toy: Brainstorm or Green Needle?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (2 children)

    Woah that's fun, though im not hearing needle

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  • [–] -2 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

    The dress thing is just terrible, probably fluorescent lighting and bad white balancing. I'd bet money the real dress is white, but obviously the picture is blue.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    The dress is actually blue and black in real life. I have never seen it in anything other than gold and white, myself.

    The Journal of Vision, a scientific journal about vision research, announced in March 2015 that a special issue about the dress would be published with the title A Dress Rehearsal for Vision Science.[45][46] The first large-scale scientific study on the dress was published in Current Biology three months after the image went viral. The study, which involved 1,400 respondents, found that 57 per cent saw the dress as blue and black, 30 per cent saw it as white and gold, 11 per cent saw it as blue and brown, and two per cent reported it as "other".[47] Women and older people disproportionately saw the dress as white and gold. The researchers further found that, if the dress was shown in artificial yellow-coloured lighting, almost all respondents saw the dress as black and blue, while they saw it as white and gold if the simulated lighting had a blue bias.[36][47][48][49] Another study in the Journal of Vision, by Pascal Wallisch, found that people who were early risers were more likely to think the dress was lit by natural light, perceiving it as white and gold, and that "night owls" saw the dress as blue and black.[50][51]

    A study carried out by Schlaffke et al. reported that individuals who saw the dress as white and gold showed increased activity in the frontal and parietal regions of the brain. These areas are thought to be critical in higher cognition activities such as top-down modulation in visual perception.[52][53]

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    I'm glad somebody said this, because when it gets down near the horizon it looks big AF and everyone is all it's just becuase it's so small with no frame of reference, then you take a pick and it's a dime on the horizon.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 month ago

    I swear with hills too, I can be standing infront of a thousand foot slope and the camera makes it look like you could throw a rock over it.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 month ago

    It's because the actual sky is so large. When you look at the moon in real life, your eye focuses on it so it takes up more of your visual field. Try looking straight up and doing a 360Β° and you'll notice just how large the sky actually is.

    When you photograph the moon, especially with a wide-angle lense, it doesn't fill the visual field as much because it maintains the objective proportions of everything within it, and projects that onto a flat image. So when you see it on a screen, it looks smaller because you hadn't previously noticed how small the moon is relative to the sky itself.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    It's ok. The demon that lives in my camera has the same problem.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    There's a book series -- that I can't pull from my memory -- with a tiny demon in a "camera" who paints a picture when told..

    Is this a reference to that, or just a complaint about FOV? Or both? If a reference, what is the book? I know it, but can't dredge it up or find it by searching.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    It sounds like Discworld to me

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Yep, pretty sure it was in Colour of Magic, which I read not too long ago

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    what was the newspaper one? I thought they featured heavily in that, but i haven't read all of pratchett in a while

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago* (5 children)

    (I know, this is also about photographs)

    Actually, you can take a good pic of the moon, set your aperture to f11, then your iso and shutter speed to about 200 and 1/200s, try and adjust as needed. Also a decent telephoto lens helps of course.

    Idk if you can do that on a phone, but with a "real" camera it can be done for sure and they actually come out pretty OK.

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    Open that hoe up, lets more light in.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    f11 is the opposite of open and unless it is daytime nothing will be visible except for the moon. That is one of these issues, the big dynamic range.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (12 children)

    So why does it do that? I know it’s something with the lens size but what specifically?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (8 children)

    I think that the main factor is that you take photo that captures a wide angle and then view it on a relatively small screen, which doesn't take up as much of your field of view as the original captured image did.

    If you had a bigger display and a right distance, it would take up the same amount of your field of view and would feel bigger.

    Though probably part of that is also that you feel/know that the moon is far away, so it must be actually huuuge, but the screen is closer, so it doesn't trigger the same awe, on the subconscious level

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

    one other factor is dynamic range of the scene, where we can see some details in the moon with naked eye, but in the photo without heavy post processing it will basically look like white circle, if you also want to have any other details in the scene other than the moon

    https://noai.duckduckgo.com/?q=dynamic+range+photography

    there is also phenomenon called telephoto compression often used with the moon.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telephoto_compression

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Dynamic range might play a role indeed.

    I don't "Telephoto compression" really applies here and I'm pretty sure that photo comparison you included is edited

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (2 children)

    photo comparison you included is edited

    you mean the one with three moons? indeed it is, there are no three moons in the wild...

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I meant that the size of the moon in these photos is edited and the actual effect would not look like that, so it's misleading

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  • Even then, the moon is just bananas small. Half a degree wide. The right display at the right distance would still make the moon look like a little speck. On your phone 12 inches from your face, a life-size picture of the moon would be 1/10 of an inch wide. Just tiny.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    It's an optical illusion. When the moon is low in the sky your brain has more stuff to compare it to so it looks bigger. The truth is it's always (basically) the same size in the sky, which is approximately the size of the hole in a sheet of notebook paper held at arm's length.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    I must be immune to this illusion because I've never seen it. The moon always looks about moon-sized, no matter where it is in the sky. And I don't mean that as a joke where sometimes it looks like a big moon and sometimes like a small moon; I don't think it's apparent size changes much at all, without needing any of the tricks to prove it's still takes up about the same amount of space in our vision.

    Though I'm not aware of any of the other apparent size illusions that don't fool my brain, like the two curved shapes or lines with arrows inward or outward. I was just always a bit baffled at anyone saying "the moon is actually the same size all the time", and thought "no shit, is anyone saying it isn't?" Turns out they were, I guess.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

    Why can't they paint it the way they see it? Usually the issue is photographs never capture what it looks like, but when painting it's your perception that's the reference.

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  • [–] -1 points 1 month ago*

    When a life long romantic faces reality they get upset.

    When a life long realist is confronted by feelings of real romance, they very well may want to die when they also face the reality of it.

    Be happy to be dumb enough to be in the first camp if you are.

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