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[–] 78 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Does that mean conservative Christians admit the president is not of sound mind?

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  • [–] 93 points 1 month ago (29 children)

    A coven of witches cast harmful spells on a person day and night.

    He becomes president of the USA, then a billionaire. He avoids jail time for serious crimes.

    Wow, the power of witchcraft is staggering

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  • [–] 30 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Well, see, normally those evil spells would have reduced him to a gibbering idiot barely clinging to his health, but thanks to the constant prayers of good Christian MAGAs he is shielded by Jesus and remains an articulate stable genius in record breaking good health just as GOD ordained him to be.

    barf

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    I know it's a joke, but the temptation to create a highly-targeted advertising campaign on Facebook soliciting "prayers for Trump" in exchange for cash from braindead boomers is really hard to ignore.

    Like I know it's very morally wrong in general, and certainly unethical any way you slice it, but is it really still wrong if you're pointing those extremely granularly targeted ads toward people who definitely helped to screw us all over? (e.g. older folks in deep-red, HCOL areas who have high incomes and list Christianity as a personal interest)

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  • [+] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    I think that might be a Trump quote/paraphrase. He brags about his record-breaking good health and incredible performance on dementia inventories all the time.

    Edit: sloppy proofreading

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  • [+] -7 points 1 month ago (19 children)

    Ya know, this would be more funny if they actually didn't do devil rituals.....

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    Honestly, I don't believe that people really do that stuff. At the very least, I think it is much more rare than people think.

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  • [–] -2 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Buddy there is literally video evidence.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (5 children)

    That one would do great with the link

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  • [–] -4 points 1 month ago (4 children)
  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (10 children)

    You mean that thing where they eat the flesh and drink the blood of their Lord of the Undead? Yeah they're pretty creepy those Xtian rituals.

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  • [+] -6 points 1 month ago (9 children)

    No, when they sacrifice people to a giant owl in the middle of the woods. Or the child sex stuff.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child)

    The child sex stuff is the Christians, as has been terribly well documented.

    Also the torture and killing (see Indian Boarding Schools as just one of many examples https://boardingschoolhealing.org/us-indian-boarding-school-history/).

    You want to provide a source for "they sacrifice people to a giant owl in the middle of the woods"?

    Edit: I found this, if so it's still KKKristians and males only. https://www.thebolditalic.com/the-most-secretive-club-in-america/

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I truly feel sorry for you if you believe that. I'm genuinely hoping you're just trolling for fun.

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  • [–] -2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Same please learn to like science

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  • [–] 0 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I love how you people claim words like, "science" or "logic " when in reality all of your so called "conversations" are just you expecting me to wade through a river of your bullshit and pretend that's not what we're actually doing. The only conversation worth having with you people is the one where I explain how stupid you are...and even that gets really boring and old after only a few times.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    They do not sacrifice people to the owl. But there is indeed an owl.

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    Yeah, the problem with these people is that they lack the creative passion to do fun scary rituals. They live for the line going up, and the futile attempts to fill the hole in their soul only make their lack more real, so they distract themselves endlessly with numbers and simple cruelty.

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  • [–] 42 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Are they trying to make me like AOC even more?

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  • [+] 31 points 1 month ago (6 children)
  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Problem is they don't like birth control. By design.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Then let’s educate the heck out of their kids

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (1 child)

    And now you understand why they scream "indoctrination" when their children are taught critical thinking and science.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    That’s too big a word for them to come up with on their own, you should know better than that - they’re parroting what they heard from their talking points outlets, as ordered by the ultra wealthy nationalists/nationalist sympathizers, technocrat authoritarians, and religious extremist leaders told them to think or parrot so they can feel better about not thinking about their cognitive dissonance as it becomes more and more apparent their core beliefs and alignments were all based on lies by people that don’t have their best interests at heart.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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    If you figure out, let me know. I could use a coven, especially one with such noble goals.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Clearly these witches powers are waining, is there anyway we can help?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I mean honestly if you're not supporting at least two Etsy witch covens then what are you doing with your life?

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  • [–] 20 points 1 month ago

    Conservative Christians - the ones who are so Nationalist?

    Nat-C’s, if you will

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago*

    Which does not mean much, as "Conservative Christian" is a sure sign of insanity.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago

    Stupid sexy witches

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    Not being terribly effective, unfortunately.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    They just reuse stuff, used to be larry nickles talking about hillary clinton going to witch church, a church for witches, witches... witches

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    Best bruja 💖

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    If it works, it works.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Awesome if true.

    I mean, it's obviously not, but it would be hella cool if it was.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    There are covens of witches hexing the snot out of Trump and numerous other odious figures. AOC does not appear to be the sort, but they exist.

    There are also entire ministries of white Christian nationalists praying continuously to exalt Trump and support him.

    I don't think either group has a direct impact, but might inspire political action by the participants.

    I'm sure there are similar, though fewer groups regarding Representative Occasio-Cortez.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    For sure, I agree on all of that. I just meant it would be really neat to find out that a nationally known political figure actually was at the center of such a group. Admittedly it would be a terrible idea political strategy-wise and I don't recommend it, but I would enjoy it. Some "christian" politicians may openly claim and join in with their "prayer warriors" or whatever so that's normal, but for obvious reasons none of them ever publicly ally with the witches. Would be a nice change of pace if one did, aside from the whole tanking their career part.

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  • Nice. She has my vote.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    we know the president resists since he kept failing the simplest word spells bigly

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I thought it was the spaghetti or flying pizza monster.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    More like gullible patsies following Putin's psy-ops trolls.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    Do they take donations?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I mean the whole "conservative christians are crazy" is pretty well established and whatnot. This should be to no-ones surprise. Yet at the same time:

    Witches? Really? That's the thing you're concerned about? In todays day and age where goosestepping idiots are robbing the world. Where the planet is literally on fire.

    And you're worried some people might be wishing ill on mister wannabe hitler the pedo-rapist conman over there?

    Let alone you're automatically assuming this about someome you dissagree with politically.

    PROVE IT.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    Oh so that's why he's incontinent, it's the evil witches.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    In a postindustrial society, in the third decade of the 21st century of the common era, a plurality of the population believe in witchcraft.

    This is why I have little to no hope for our future.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I want to contribute to this go fund me.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago
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    Headline: Trump easily defeated by group of women

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    Badass if true. Why would they make the dems sound so cool?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    🫡 thanks for your service

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    Religion is a mental illness.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Cool!

    Sounds like the kids are gonna be alright

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Why isn’t she more impactful at this??

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Wait, we have work ethic? All my life I was told by projecting Boomers that I was lazy and entitled...

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    @ickplant just reading the headline and thinking to myself that it doesn't make sense, or that AOC isn't a great witch.Because he's still there and, unfortunatly, with enough support (dwindeling, but still beg enough).I would suggest to 'interview' a 'real witch' clailing that AOC can't be a witch. Because if her convenant would be pulling spells on someone 24/7, that person wouldn't be able to function.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Because if her convenant would be pulling spells on someone 24/7, that person wouldn't be able to function.

    So, it is actually working, huh?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    @dohpaz42 I meant some (fake) 'witch', as stereotipical as you can get, not AOC.And no, I don't believe in witchcraft. But I like to troll trolls.And more in depth, I don't think witchcraft has anything to do with current situation. I firmly believe there are doctors who've seen such patients before. (althaugh none of them was a president)

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Yeah, like MAGAs wouldn't resort to using witches, if they could only get women to talk to them.

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