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[–] 53 points 1 month ago

France fucks, any anthem about glorious dead and cunting monarchs in to the sun is immediately S tier.

Sincerely, F tier UK.

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  • [–] 87 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    Unironically, the Soviet Union. I've herd that anthem a thousand times as a joke, but you know, it kinda slaps.

    Obviously I'm just talking about the arrangement and music because I've no idea what the lyrics mean.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    The first version of lyrics was written after WWII and changed twice already. First to remove references to Stalin and then again to remove references to Soviet Union. All 3 versions were written by the same guy.

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    I'm a huge fan of O Canada. Always enjoyed catching hockey games where one of the Canadian teams came down and so I'd get to hear it. Also enjoyed seeing games up in Montreal and getting the Francophonian version.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

    The French lyrics are different too, not sure how many people outside of Canada even know that, sports fans aside! In Alberta schools since the 80's they've sung the middle part of the song in French even if the kids have no idea what they're saying 😅, here's English translation:

    O Canada! Land of our ancestors,  
    Thy brow is wreathed with glorious flowers.  
    For thy arm knows how to carry the sword,  
    It knows how to carry the cross!  
    Thy history is an epic  
    Of the most brilliant exploits.  
    And thy valour, steeped in faith,  
    Will protect our homes and our rights.  
    Will protect our homes and our rights.  
    

    Unfortunately very Christian.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Land of our ancestors

    Wow that’s disgusting to include in the anthem considering the genocide of indigenous peoples that Canada is founded on and continues to perpetuate.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    It's barely a secret that's still the case yes. You can tell by the french public resistance to make the french lyrics more secular as well. People have tried. It's certainly embarrassing.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Fuck all the war songs, Slovenia's anthem is a drinking song called The Toast if I remember correctly.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    The full song is 8 verses long and all of them are in the shape of a wine cup, and the seventh verse is our national anthem. The entire song mainly talks about drinking which mostly sums up Slovenia :D

    And our anthem sings about peace among all nations not just ours which is rare I would say.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    Not Australia. I can assure you

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago

    France no question

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  • [–] 19 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    Brazil has a very complicated, beautiful and long national anthem. Its great and all but using such difficult words and being so long means most people here don't know the full song much less understand its meaning.

    Funnily enough, I memorized and can sing the italian hymn because of my middle school, but can't sing the full national anthem from my own country

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    France and the Netherlands have war songs for their national anthems that are pretty good.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I don't know about France, but the Dutch anthem is not only a war song, it actually makes a lot of fun of Spain. As that was the enemy in the war the song is about. Which is always lots of fun during soccer matches against spain

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    Romania

    Note: I am not Romanian

    The lyrics start with something like "Awaken from your graves and kill those barbaric tyrants".

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    It's not the best by a very big margin. But whenever I get up wasted after a night of partying and have a look at the mirror, I hear the anthem of long gone eastern Germany.

    Auferstanden aus Ruinen Und der Zukunft zugewandt...

    Risen from ruins And turned toward the future...

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    I'm a fan of the old East German anthem if that counts.

    Also shout out to Azerbaijan for possibly the most metal anthem.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

    I have vague memories of playing Ivan "Ironman" Stewart's Super Off Road (1990) as a kid.

    My country of choice was solely based on liking one of the anthems, but sadly I do not remember which one. Was Australia or New Zealand am option? I feel like it was one of those.

    EDIT: Upon doing some research (watching YouTube videos), I think it may have been New Zealand. Still not sure if that was available in my game, but that's still my final answer. Australia is pretty cool too, so you aussies and kiwies can fight it out amongst yourselves - Knowing you, you already are anyway.

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    You would think the Caribbean national anthems would be straight choonz.

    But they all kept the colonizer anthems. Which suck.

    Not even a marimba in sight.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Mexico, hands down. If you grew up in San Diego and listens to cool radio, you heard this twice a day and it slaps!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Sometimes, as teenagers while partying and drunk af we suddenly got a national pride surge, and sang the national anthem at the top of our lungs. It's just so good. Also nothing unites us Mexicans more than singing it before a football match.

    Shame the lyrics are all about war when we have all sorts of cool things here but what can you do. (They do ignite something deep within tho haha)

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    The Italian anthem sung at the top of their lungs by the entire Ferrari crew after a win at Monza.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    I get jealous every ANZAC day when they play the New Zealand national anthem. So good.

    And they have their Mauri language right there too.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    https://youtu.be/cOeFhSzoTuc

    One of the best anthems in one of the best scenes followed by one of the best deadpan jokes In one of the best movies.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    i'll go with spain, since there's no lyrics

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I think we in the US should change our anthem to The Most Unwanted Song. It really captures our vibe right now as a nation.

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    I was stationed in Japan with the US military between 2002-2005 and every evening at 5 PM, the Japanese and American national anthems would play on speakers across our base, signaling the end of the work day.

    We were required to stop what we were doing and listen quietly and respectfully for both anthems. If we were outside, we'd have to stand at parade rest and face the nearest country flags we could see, or face toward the music if there were no flags visible nearby. When the American national anthem played, we had to snap to attention and salute for the entire song.

    The Japanese national anthem is probably not my favorite ever national anthem, but I heard it every day for over 3 years and the hauntingly beautiful anthem has forever planted itself in my brain. It's so calm and smooth compared to the almost militaristic march of the American anthem.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    American Dad. Oh wait you meant country?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    I don't have a specific favorite national anthem, but I will take this opportunity to recommend the Slovak Philharmonic Orchestra's renditions of every national anthem (plus a few regional and historical ones), which was one of the main things that started my interest in national anthems. [Youtube] [Invidious]

    A few countries have changed their national anthems since it's release, but it's mostly up to date.

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    How it sounds.

    🎺

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    SOYUZ NEERUSHIMY...

    (USSR)

    The lyrics, Uruguay's one is pretty good.

    Orientales , la patria o la tumba. Libertad lo con gloria morir.

    Easterners, the homeland or the grave. Freedom or die with glory.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago*

    AZERBAYCAN AAAAA ZERRR BAYYYY CAA AAAAAN

    https://youtu.be/DLaFdEMnyKE

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    East germany and the EU.

    Both make me hopeful for the future eventhough i know what is coming!

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    The Welsh anthem is wonderful - the Welsh are famed as singers anyway, and it's a joy hearing them belt it out.

    https://youtu.be/aVZHklqNGoo

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Monaco and Italy both have really good ones

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    Team America. Fuck yeah!

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago* (1 child)

    Not anthem, but Finland also has a national hymn. Which translates well to English.

    You might recognize it from die hard 2.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago* (1 child)

    I haven't really heard many of them, but I haven't heard one I like yet. Like, that I would listen to just because it's a banger of a song.

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  • Not Australia's. Sounds like a fucking dirge. Can we not have something by INXS?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (1 child)

    I'm Danish so clearly I'm biased in saying this: Danish national anthem. Mainly because

    1. almost every Dane knows the lyrics (of at least the first verse)
    2. it's quite some chill lyrics about Danish nature and the people here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbUy6-1WCHE
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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    National anthem of Denmark will for the foreseeable future be linked with xenophobia and nationalism for me, which seems quite high in Denmark. Puts a sour taste on it for sure, sadly.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Italy or Russia

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    The URSS, then Russia (the soviet lyrics are better tbh) then Turkey.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 month ago (3 children)

    The imagery in the lyrics about a flag flying throughout a battle are cool, but the music is just eh

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