I shudder at the thought of what "poor performance" means at ICE. Not enough arrests? Not enough tasered people?

Not surprising given what we've seen reported: https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2026/01/ice-recruitment-minneapolis-shooting.html

Please tell us you have a source for this, that is awesome

I'm surprised they are not getting the latino officers to drive a bus of deportees into Mexico and then not letting them back.

Offering the job before the background check!?

Good gosh everyone involved in this should be fired and legally barred from ever being involved in hiring again.

citing background red flags that

you fuck one goat...

maybe apply with the FBI if that was the case ?

Stupids getting suckered and left holding the bag, not my problem.

This is exactly to motivate those thugs so they do everything that trump stays in power after 2029.

Not only they might need to pay 50,000 that they probably already spent, but might be also told that they will go to jail for doing what they were told to keep that 50k.

I wouldn't be surprised that those fired ICE were fired, because they had issues with what they were told to do.

Lol no way, is this true? It's the world actually not as bad as it always seems, because that's fucking hilarious.

If there is a next term, it will be someone who supports ICE continuing to exist.

Eh, what you're implying is not how these things usually work. If the government side terminates your contract early, you keep the bonus. I've seen it in the military. People signed with bonuses that the government paid up front. Then while the member was in tech school his position got cut (Air National Guard), so they ended his contract but he kept the bonus because he wasn't the one that invalidated the contract. If it works the same and these ICE agents did get terminated by the next administration, they would still keep their bonus.

It's even funnier. The bonus was taxable, they paid not a little bit of it to tax right away. They don't get that refunded but they do still have to repay the 50K in full.

In other words, trying to be a racist pieces of shit professionally was very expensive. As it should be.

I don't think that's how these people are wired.

They're conditioned to blame others for their problems. They will just blame harder.

Yep. His number one play is to promise things, usually payment, then never follow through. He should be an idiot who only got away with that once or twice. But apparently people are way too stupid to support that world. They'll fall for it endlessly.

Reminds me of every narcissist I've ever known...

No no, they were right to fire me. My testosterone levels were probably just not high enough. I'll try again next year! Maybe I can impress with my new golden sneakers and that gold watch ... 🤔

like he gets off on this.

You might be onto something here. It certainly looks that way.

They'll still be voting for whatever republican is on the ballot

Because they're stupid

I doubt they're against him. Somehow its Bidens fault or Obamas fault or Canadas fault

"Oh no, would you look at that, you wore white socks after Labor Day. And just two days before you qualified for benefits, darn it"

Nothing, the signing bonus was just bait for gullible MAGA people

The department has been firing people that they found out they didn't pass their background checks now after they didn't do them in the first place. My guess is probably things like having previous arrests/convictions, DV, different aliases.

But probably not things like being convicted for beastiality, those kids are alright according to Kash.

There's a sweet spot of UNHINGED RACIST PSYCHO WHO WILL FOLLOW ORDERS they're looking for. These were either UNHINGED RACIST PSYCHOPATHS WHO BLINDLY FOLLOW ORDERS or UNHINGED RACIST PSYCHOS WHO MAY QUESTION ORDERS.

Came here looking for this, lmao

Back in my day we called lookmaxing gender affirming care.

Time to looksmin and get your money back lol

the cynic in me thinks it's more just that they have impossible quotas. since many of them are coming in with the idea that the country is bursting with illegals, they think they will reach those numbers easily but then find that no, actually like we've been telling you, they're mostly here legally. So they fail to make their numbers, are marked as poor performers and wash out. The smart ones would have put that signing bonus into a HYSA but I doubt their that clever.

Could be a neat way to wash away student loans. Use the 50K to pay off student debt, Fail on purpose, declare bankruptcy to dismiss the signing bonus debt.

Anyway, I don't think it has to do with their conduct or competency they got played using the old MLM scheme. can't deport illegals when all the illegals and even questionable have already been deported. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes as they like to say.

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Don't get me wrong they're def pieces of shit, but a piece of shit with a major quota can be extra shitty because of stress. Like starving and beating a street dog. It's already prone to biting. you just made it snap faster.

Basically just like the Nazi Brownshirts when they outlived their usefulness.

Now we just have to wait until they do something stupid and then get officially disbanded.

3. they are mostly unhirable anywhere.

I wonder at what point those people finally turn on him. Usually, failure to pay a group results in mutiny of some kind.

Maybe they are so brainwashed that they believe whatever their superiors are saying to gaslight them about failing the probationary period.

Or maybe DHS was smart enough to hire a bunch of people who didn't meet the criteria just so they could "finalize the background check" and fire them right when it was convenient.

The craziest ones are the brown people that signed up

Even better, they're getting un-paid the money they already spent on a Cybertruck.