This Door Dash shit is getting out of control.
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He's going all-in on the bicycle jousting competition.
Telephone pole on his bike? That would crush any bike.... oh, aluminum light pole. That makes more sense, kinda....
Edit: danm it, had me second guessing
I dont think it's a light pole, looks quite heavy to me.
He's just a Stick Enthusiast!
modern day jousting tournament
Paranormal cracktivities
If it was someone from this community he wouldn't be pushing the bike, he'd be riding it.
My guess is it's a sailboat mast
He might get 50¢/lb for it
Seems like you’d want to chop it up into smaller pieces where you took it down. Transporting it like this is much more likely to get the attention of the cops. Granted maybe you risk others scavenging it while you are transporting the smaller portions. But it’s probably better than the cops taking the whole thing.
I don't have the cajones to do that. Best I can muster was the time I found a 20 ft section of Unistrut abandoned in a bike lane. So I took it home.
Always carry straps and bungee cords.
Strongest carbrain: needs a 5000lbs monster to haul a bag of groceries.
Weakest cyclist:
So much for stealing everything that isn’t bolted down. Apparently they take poles in the USA. I’m guessing for scrap? Good for him.
What kinda crackhead fuckery is this?
"I brought this from home"
One of only a few ways to keep drivers at a respectable distance
When I went on twitter and reddit a few years ago, there was the hashtag #carryshitolympics and a subreddit with the same name.
This belongs in that category.
That hashtag is still active on Mastodon, featuring mostly cargo bikes carrying lots of shit.
Stolen to sell to the recycler no doubt.
Looks like a tweeker found his pot of scrap aluminum at the end other the "Meth Rainbow".
On their way to kill a dragon...
Looks like a light standard.
Probably got knocked over and he stole it to sell.
founder keeper no?
Dude, are you jealous? I pick up sticks too but I've never found a free telephone pole! Finding a telephone pole just there on the street next to big piles of gravel and bags of concrete and the heavy machinery... Obviously someone just discarded it. You can get it recycled for a good $50 bucks!
what’s he doing that for? doesn’t even have a flared base…
Tell me you've never struggled before without telling me that you've never struggled before.
Like the other person said, they're likely taking it to a metal scrapyard for easy cash. You get 10¢/lb for steel, $1.50/lb for aluminum, and $5/lb for copper. If you own a pickup truck, you can make a decent chunk of change in a day of simply driving through alleyways and backroads and picking up whatever bits of metal you find along the way.
whilst i appreciate your response and the time you’ve put into it, i assure you that this was purely a buttplug joke and not a real question.
The guy is walking beside the bicycle with the ?metal thing? supported by the handlebars
I love seeing the crazy shit of other towns.
This is why I drive the backroads. The interstate is for people with no culture. I have seen so many crazy things going old 441.



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