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[–] 42 points 1 month ago

This Door Dash shit is getting out of control.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    He's going all-in on the bicycle jousting competition.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

    Telephone pole on his bike? That would crush any bike.... oh, aluminum light pole. That makes more sense, kinda....

    Edit: danm it, had me second guessing

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I dont think it's a light pole, looks quite heavy to me.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago (1 child)
  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago

    Tallest Flock camera yet

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    modern day jousting tournament

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago

    biggest goddamn flock camera i'd ever seen but i got that sumunabitch

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (1 child)
  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    Cop: "I'm not even mad, that's impressive. Carry on."

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    If it was someone from this community he wouldn't be pushing the bike, he'd be riding it.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    My guess is it's a sailboat mast

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    He might get 50¢/lb for it

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Seems like you’d want to chop it up into smaller pieces where you took it down. Transporting it like this is much more likely to get the attention of the cops. Granted maybe you risk others scavenging it while you are transporting the smaller portions. But it’s probably better than the cops taking the whole thing.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    I don't have the cajones to do that. Best I can muster was the time I found a 20 ft section of Unistrut abandoned in a bike lane. So I took it home.

    Always carry straps and bungee cords.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    Strongest carbrain: needs a 5000lbs monster to haul a bag of groceries.

    Weakest cyclist:

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    He will meet you on the lists.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Well, now I wish it was me.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    So much for stealing everything that isn’t bolted down. Apparently they take poles in the USA. I’m guessing for scrap? Good for him.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    There is always someone with a bigger pole than you out there.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Jousting on a new level 😊

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  • [–] 32 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    What kinda crackhead fuckery is this?

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  • [–] 26 points 1 month ago

    Found a new mast for his Meshcore Repeater

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  • [–] 20 points 1 month ago

    He thought it was a flock camera and is trying to do his part.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    "I brought this from home"

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    One of only a few ways to keep drivers at a respectable distance

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago

    See! You don't need a care for most errands.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    When I went on twitter and reddit a few years ago, there was the hashtag #carryshitolympics and a subreddit with the same name.

    This belongs in that category.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Stolen to sell to the recycler no doubt.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    Looks like a tweeker found his pot of scrap aluminum at the end other the "Meth Rainbow".

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    On their way to kill a dragon...

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Looks like a light standard.

    Probably got knocked over and he stole it to sell.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    Must be for the pole tax

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    Looks actually like telephone poll on a bicycle and guy accompanying it.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    Dude, are you jealous? I pick up sticks too but I've never found a free telephone pole! Finding a telephone pole just there on the street next to big piles of gravel and bags of concrete and the heavy machinery... Obviously someone just discarded it. You can get it recycled for a good $50 bucks!

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    Please be Florida…

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    what’s he doing that for? doesn’t even have a flared base…

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (2 children)

    Tell me you've never struggled before without telling me that you've never struggled before.

    Like the other person said, they're likely taking it to a metal scrapyard for easy cash. You get 10¢/lb for steel, $1.50/lb for aluminum, and $5/lb for copper. If you own a pickup truck, you can make a decent chunk of change in a day of simply driving through alleyways and backroads and picking up whatever bits of metal you find along the way.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    The guy is walking beside the bicycle with the ?metal thing? supported by the handlebars

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    I love seeing the crazy shit of other towns.

    This is why I drive the backroads. The interstate is for people with no culture. I have seen so many crazy things going old 441.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    That ain’t no telephone pole, bruv

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Scrap metal sale?

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