This reeks of desperation, that means he's scared. Don't let up, get out and VOTE!
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Hasn't he already promised us money that no one except corporations have gotten?
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remember that 5k from the doge savings that he promised? Is that the same 5k?
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Soon as my Doge check and my tariff rebate check arrives.
It will come from the same fund where the tariff refund came from. In other words, the one in his addled brain. Problem is he ends up stealing from that one too.
Alternative title for this article should be: Compulsive liar lies again, and the media still, inexplicable, pretends he sometimes tells the truth.
~270,000,000 adult Americans X $5,000
$1,350,000,000,000.
Right.
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https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/597
Lock him up.
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How on earth are they allowed to put this promise on the literal white house website? This country is a joke and danger to both itself and the rest of the world.
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It reminds me of Batman the first Tim Burton one in 1989, in which the Joker promises to give away a ton of money in the town square (so he can kill them all with poison gas).
I'm also reminded of the anti-union signs that suggest getting a game console instead of paying union dues.
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There isn't enough money in the world to make me vote Republican.
Will Mexico pay for it, too?
... by the way, how are you doing on releasing those tax returns? Any progress?
Also, I'm still eagerly awaiting your massive health care bill that you said you'd release.... 10 years ago.
Vote for me. If win I'll do 20k
He is a professional troll, bully and a lifelong con man.
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He did not say where the money would come from.
That's because it's a lie, just like the other times he lied.
Doesn't he already owe all of us $4000 from COVID or something?
Thank God. I already spent my DOGE and tariff checks.
/s
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If I am elected president, I will give every American 50,000.
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Literally just saw some dumbass online suggesting we pay for it by just adding it to the national debt.
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I promise everyone eleventy bajillion dollars if they don't vote for him and his moron squad.
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This is what happens here in latin america. It hasn't gone great.
In a functioning democracy such an election promise is a crime, but so are Super PACS and gerry-mandering and data scraping from voters via scam sites or abusing of entirely different public databases. Also, in a functioning democracy such crimes get prosecuted.
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Prison terms and conditions may apply.
Still waiting on those tarriff refunds! And lower egg costs. And lower gas costs. But I'm sure it's being worked on and likely held up by those dirty dems!
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And today, kids, we will learn how inflation works...
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Guy can’t even get us lower gas or grocery prices and morons are gonna believe him
Even if they win he still won’t pay.
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Lucy tells Charlie once again that there is no way she will pull the football away at the last second and that he should kick the ball with all his might...
He did not say where the money would come from.
Same place the tariff rebates came from: nowhere.
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Pay me in advance and I'll vote republican*wink wink 😉
Gods, he thinks people are dumb. I mean, people keep falling for it but come the fuck on, man!
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He is without integrity, so a promise from him is meaningless.
If you vote for my party in the next general election i will give every one 10 Fantastillions
Add that to all the other "your cheque is in the mail" gambits that trump throws out there and american citizens won't need to work or contribute at all anymore! /s
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He thinks Americans can be bought of with $5,000?
Oh God.
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Suddenly he wants to redistribute wealth like a communist.
Probably coming from all the taxes they've taken from us and which we will have to pay back next year anyway, so this is just a gimmick for his idiot followers again.
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