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[–] 160 points 2 months ago (1 child)

YOU HAVEN’T EVEN SAID THANK YOU

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  • [–] 19 points 2 months ago

    If someone is concerned about climate policy and wants people to curtail their ICE vehicle use, high fuel prices are probably going to be the only realistic way that this is gonna be exposed to the consumer (like, we probably aren't going to have an administration impose fuel rationing or something) so this is pretty good. Not only are they high, but it's also good odds that your favorite politician isn't the one taking the political hit for it. As the article points out:

    In the U.S., gas prices were less than $3 per gallon before the start of the Iran war in February, and since then, the national average is now $4.14. That increase has cost Americans more than $50 billion, according to a Brown University analysis. As of this writing, the most expensive gas in America is in California, where car owners are spending as much as $5.78 per gallon. That has hurt the economy, with Americans spending a lot less money on vacations over the summer. Flights and road trips have also declined, as jet fuel costs have also been affected by the Iran war.

    https://www.technologyreview.com/2026/03/26/1134677/gas-prices-electric-vehicles/

    Historically, this is exactly the sort of moment that’s pushed people to reevaluate how they get around. During the oil crisis of the 1970s, Americans switched to smaller, more efficient cars in droves. It was a major opportunity for Japanese automakers, whose vehicles tended to fit this mold better than those produced by their US counterparts.

    Nice, round numbers do tend to get people’s attention. Some point to $4 per gallon (which the national average is quite close to right now). At that price, the total cost of ownership for an EV is comfortably lower than the cost for a gas-powered car, even with higher electricity prices, according to data from the energy consultancy BloombergNEF.

    Then again, maybe that won’t quite do the trick: One survey from Cox Automotive found that most US consumers would consider switching to an EV or hybrid if gas prices hit $6 per gallon.

    Mind, I don't think that Trump is gonna get a Greenpeace or Sierra Club endorsement any time soon...

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  • [–] 100 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    The alternative, Vance said, was accepting that “the Iranians were going to shoot at ships like crazy people.”

    Vance, the Trump administration was shooting at Cuban boats to score political points less than a year ago.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Sounds like youre owed some fuck around

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Who do I contact to rectify this debt

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  • [–] 47 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    JD Vance should be grateful we just want him out of office.

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  • [–] 44 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Translation: "we've almost exhausted the strategic oil reserves. Get ready for gas to triple."

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  • [–] 39 points 2 months ago

    "The beatings will continue until morale improves"

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  • [–] 33 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    "You should be happy we haven't fucked you over even more!"

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  • [–] 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Typical abuser behaviour.
    "I only hit you once. Now thank me. THANK ME.
    ...
    Don't make me hit you again!!!"

    "th...thank you."

    "Thank you, what?"

    "thank you...sir?"

    "AGAIN!"
    "thank you, sir."

    "Good peasant. Now go away and don't cause any more trouble."


    I used to be a live and let live kind of person, but the last ten years has made me a "kill the evil rich and powerful people" person.

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  • [–] 32 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    He claimed that if the U.S. left the Persian Gulf, there would be “no guaranteed access to oil and gas” and that the U.S.’s Gulf Arab allies say “that would be the worst thing in the world.”

    You had no reason to be there in the first place, tho

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    U.S.’s Gulf Arab allies say “that would be the worst thing in the world.”

    Yes because they are right there. America, on the other hand, is very far away from that area. Not that we should abandon allies, but we should approach the situation with all of the context in mind and afford it the response that aligns best with our country's interests.

    Meanwhile, our biggest allies in Europe have been moving away from oil, since they used to get tons of it from Russia.

    They somehow learned that it's not great to rely heavily on a resource that needs to be imported from dodgy areas of the world. It's weird that America can't seem to understand that very simple lesson.

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  • [–] 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I am grateful that they are high, and hope they go higher, it’s the only way Americans will vote against this herd of assholes.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 months ago

    "pray I do not alter it further"

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  • [–] 27 points 2 months ago

    I hope he snags his dick in a zipper next time he fucks a couch.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Grateful to China for using their reserves, reducing global demand by several million barrels a day.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 months ago

    Another case of 'Did you even say "thank you"?'

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    He's right... gas prices in the States are cheap af. USA pays ~75% of the global avg price for gas: https://www.globalpetrolprices.com/USA/gasoline_prices/

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  • [–] 18 points 2 months ago

    Thank you so much to the Trump administration for raising gas prices LESS than the most he could have. That's a job we'll done. Now let's get that arch and ball room constructed!

    /s

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    Coming from the admin that forced everyone to back into the office for literally no good reason... which surprise surprise... means we have to use cars... which use gas.... do they think we're fucking stupid or something?

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Absolutely dumb as fuck...these stupid assholes actually think they are smarter than the population....and since they're dumb as fuck they really really really think we're dumb

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago* (6 children)

    I have a feeling no matter who the GOP runs, the democrats are going to win the 2028 election. I also think it's going to be very lopsided, like Reagan's election in 1984. The GOP will probably win Texas.

    This amount of blind deaf stupidity to the issues prioritized by their voting base isn't going to end well.

    I wish Bernie was younger. If Bernie was able to run in 2028 he would be the president our country needs. But he will be lucky to finish his current office at his age. The democrats will probably nominate someone dumb and we will end up with two cartoon characters running for office, and everything will keep getting worse.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    I wouldn't count on that. The GOP has the billionaire's money for campaigns, which no number of other peoples donations can match. And a ridiculous number of people get all their "information" from GOP nonstop propaganda (FOX News and other MAGA dominated networks)

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    [–] 12 points 2 months ago

    We’ve been quite successful up to this point.

    Laughter

    Gas, frankly, could’ve been much, much higher lower were it not for our efforts.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 months ago

    Supreme leader JD Zedong has spoken.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I’ll be grateful when he puts a gun in his mouth.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago

    He's not wrong, someone spent a lot of money shorting oil futures to keep this shit show together. After mid terms the prices might double lol

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago*

    jd vance is grown up cartman on not enough ozempic

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago

    Yeah... But should anyone listen to a couchfucker on any level? Like, come on. I get it - his wife must find him repulsive - but it's so desperate, right?

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago

    its weird that this dude fucks sofa cushions.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    The only reason they aren't is because we caught some OPEC countries under reporting oil inventories for at least the prior two years.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I seriously have no idea how this man didn't cost Trump re-election

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    The RapePublicans could've put Vlad the Impaler as Fatboy McKiddieFiddlers vice president and that obese child rapist would still be president.

    When you've got a large number of idiots voting for anything racist/misogynist, a corrupt trillionaire bribing and blackmailing everyone they can think of, and another large number of slightly less idiotic people who don't want to vote for a a woman or plan on protest voting, then Epsteins best mate was always going to win.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (5 children)
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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Somehow I wouldn't be surprised if he actually does know.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    When the strategic reserve fully runs out, guess what? It’s going to get a lot higher…

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Let them eat cake!

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    yea yeah we know

    your war against WMD's in the middle east must go on at any cost and we're very grateful

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    "we fucked you, but we used lube... YOU'RE WELCOME".

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    25th Amendment is the only way you get to say shit like this.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Thanks trump!

    Fuckers

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Well, I am... I guess.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    he should say, you should be thankful i only reaped the pope's soul and not Donalds.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    "You should be grateful that the president hasn't launched any nukes yet."

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    "DID YOU EVEN SAY THANK YOU?"

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (2 children)

    JD Vance can suck my dick.

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