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[–] 306 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Trying to find it funny, but in 2026 it's way too close to the bone and just makes me sad.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    Yeah. I first thought it's about jpeg, then i read ai and i wasnt sure if its worrying stupidity reporting or bad satire. Edit: i thought '92 i mean

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  • [–] 185 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

    Amateur. I can compress entire seasons of a TV series to a few bytes. All I have to do is type its title in Netflix and then BAM, gigabytes of video come out.

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  • [–] 60 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Sure, but Netflix has a lot of cache misses for my favorite shows. I found a random website that has compressed matches for thousands more shows and movies than Netflix

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  • [–] 58 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I've read that the Trump administration is hiring him to archive all of the Epstein files using that format.

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  • [–] 49 points 2 months ago*

    This is so sad, Chat GPT generate me an email responding to this article

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    On a similar note, I saw a story a bit back of someone saving input tokens by feeding the bot an image of a wall of text rather than the text itself and having it read the image via OCR.

    Satire and reality are too hard too distinguish these days.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Saves input tokens and uses more output because of OCR, and output is priced way higher.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 months ago*

    That's nice, albeit I want to point out for anyone wondering that this is only conjectured and not guaranteed:

    One of the properties that π is conjectured to have is that it is normal, which is to say that its digits are all distributed evenly, with the implication that it is a disjunctive sequence, meaning that all possible finite sequences of digits will be present somewhere in it.

    There is no guarantee for any specific sequence to appear in π, but for short chunks chances are better (it's not really a probability, but it's simpler to say and I can't explain in details anyway). That's because (from wiki):

    It is widely believed that the (computable) numbers √2, π, and e are normal, but a proof remains elusive.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    It's pronounced "Piff Es" for anyone wondering

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  • [–] 23 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    a typical jpeg of 20 Mb

    Uh what. Literally should be the highest fucking possible quality from a $10K camera if it's that big. My raw images aren't even that big usually.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    Its not typical, but you can get 20 Mb+ jpegs out of an entry level 18MP dlsr. Especially if there's lots of color and at like 5500x3300 resolutions and created with 100% quality preset.
    I checked my immich and I have some (and larger), but yeah, not exactly typical.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    I am not sure I've ever used the 100 quality setting on jpegs. Many years ago I experimented with that a lot and decided that anything over 90 was not different to my eye but the file size was much bigger, relatively speaking. So yeah I suppose if you did use 100, a 20 MB jpeg image is not hard to reach.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Raw images is where you go wrong. You need at least 10 mb of metadata tags to achieve professional levels of file sizes. How can you even look at a picture without having a full description of all your childhood memories that lead you to take this beautiful picture of yesterdays mac''n'cheese dinner. This is why we need more data centers.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 months ago

    brilliant satire that critiques all of magazine journalism.

    i love going to [insert publication here] and reading another article about 'so and so is ready for their next chapter in life.' the so and so always an uninteresting, overly wealthy fuckwit that hasn't accomplished anything other than going to college and having a wealthy parent.

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  • [–] 37 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Lossless -> lossy -> mindless.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    git-llmfs for JPEG, I kind of wish this was real just to laugh at users

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Before you consider using the project, I highly recommend you read and understand the last paragraph of the LICENSE file. If you are seriously considering using it, it will become important.

    This is so funny

    For whoever is wondering, the license is MIT

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    And also

    Ironically, aside from the obvious use of LLMs for the actuall project, everything was written by hand. I wanted to use this as a learning opportunity about git filters, so everything you see is my fault.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I compress my meals by putting them into a blender to liquify them before consumption!

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago* (7 children)

    All fun and games until you post a story about how clumsy your dad was and now all your photos are updated to show him as just a giant thumb...with thumbs for arms, and legs, and hands and feet, and fingers and toes. Just all thumbs, all the way down. Like tripping on acid with Rita Repulsa.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 months ago (4 children)
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    I suppose they weren't worth a 1000 words after all

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago (6 children)
  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child)

    Is it a compression when you need presumably gigabites of a model to reconstruct the data?

    It's basically the same as saying I can shatter compressions records by hashing the thing and using a rainbow table to decompress it.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    They're using domain-specific LLMs to compress narrow-domain data. Their text compression LLM was trained on, and then tested on, legal text and medical text.

    There's no reason one couldn't apply the domain-specific-compressor idea to a conventional lossless text compressor, essentially moving much of the dictionary from the compressed file to the program itself. I don't know if anyone's tried that. I'd like to know how that compares.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    I know this is a joke but honestly if an engineer figured out how to make a Jpeg 600 bytes it would be impressive (obviously don't destroy the original even if all worked right.)

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago* (3 children)

    That seems fundamentally impossible.

    If you're just doing plain black and white, no grey scale, even ignoring headers the most you can get out of that is 4800 pixels. Say maybe 120x40 or 75x64.

    Add in headers to tell the machine where each pixel actually goes and you're looking at way less.

    Want greys or color in your image? Forget about it.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago* (2 children)

    If you're still thinking in pixels, then you're already behind JPEG. There are other ways to compress visual data, such as in the form of its frequency spectrum, or with vector embeddings

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Or in a tensor field consisting of billions of weighted parameters across several matrices which then get multiplied along specific embedded vectors, apparently...

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago*

    To explain a bit more, most of the information in an image is actually stuff we would never notice. The very specific way a few of a pixels slightly deviate from a perfect gradient, for example.

    The basic idea of a jpeg is to convert an image to a kind of frequency space, where each pixel corresponds to a specific wave-like pattern. It's reversable, preserving the information. and fast conversion to do, thanks to FFT. Even without, it would only be quadratic time. Then, the algorithm crops it in that new space. (IIRC jpeg actually has a few extra features, as well)

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  • [–] 18 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    The sad thing is that this has been possible for decades using convolutional autoencoders, but with LLMs we forgot that AI architectures other than transformers still exist.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago*

    Yeah, it's really awful. With any luck, AI winter will follow AI summer, like usual, and the serious people can come out again. Although, aren't CNNs more of a this century thing? I guess two decades is still decades...

    IIRC autoencoders actually produce the same image to within our ability to notice, as well.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago

    Here is another one, no compression:

    • read image
    • send a prompt "regenerate image, here is pixel-by-pixel description"
    • enjoy the result

    (sarcasm)

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    This is not funny, you don't understand how long and how many nights i spend overengineering compression pipelines for family photos and videos...

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I've got mine down to 32 byte string to describe the location, datetime, and people in the photograph, with flags for who's smiling and/or blinking.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (16 children)

    Remember that Sloot thing from late 90s?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    so basically there was a dutch tech bro in the late 90s who claimed he had developed a compression technique that could turn a movie into just a couple of kilobytes and right when he was going to sign with some investors he mysteriously passed away leaving no documents explaining his invention.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    why would someone kill him over it? what do you think?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    most likely he just overstressed because he sold folks a bill of goods

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago

    He discovered alt text.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    That’s … redefining the word I would think.

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