There's extensions with that functionality, isn't there? Kind of the whole reason I like LibreOffice is that it's something simple when you need it to be, and you can add or remove features that aren't included by default.
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This isn’t an oversight; it’s a promise. TDF says that if your work can’t leave the building for legal or privacy reasons, the only way to prove that later (during an audit, for example) is if the software never gave it anywhere to go.
I love this. It’s a subtle burn, but it’s well-aimed.
Once again reaffirming why LibreOffice clears OnlyOffice with its shitass "ai mode" nonsense you have to opt out of by default
Good. We dont want that shit and they know it.
Collabora will never be good.
When I learned it's "just" a libreoffice fork running on a remote server that is then screenshared to your browser...
The input latency and the graphical wierdness when resizing the viewport suddenly made sense.
I still want something better than onlyoffice for my nextcloud instance, but at least it is responsive.
How ironic, then, that this It's FOSS article reeks of slop.
🆕 LibreOffice 26.8: What's New?
There's no AI in LibreOffice 26.8. Nothing about the suite talks to a remote server, and none of it needs an internet connection to work.
This isn't an oversight; it's a promise. TDF says that if your work can't leave the building for legal or privacy reasons, the only way to prove that later (during an audit, for example) is if the software never gave it anywhere to go.
Anyhow, coming back to the editors. 👇
Absolutely fuck this shit.
Edit: Here's the blog post from TDF themselves if you don't just want an AI chewing up and vomiting out what the humans behind LibreOffice wrote.
Did you not read the It's FOSS article we're supposed to be discussing that's talking about LibreOffice?
Are you objecting to this reading like LLM slop?
I'm confused what you're confused about. This is a direct quote – formatting and all – from the article. OP stripped out e.g. the emojis when pasting it here.
There are 3 emojis on that page total. I think this is a case of seeing what AI trained on in the wild. Like seeing the thing where a trope came from. It reads like classic office worker announcement verbiage.
Generally I'd agree, but I'm suspicious about this one because the original announcement doesn't have that kind of wording.
It's FOSS seems to have added marketing speak when reporting on the announcement, and the phrase "It's not X, it's Y" is a very common affectation with the current models
It's FOSS has a tendency to write in that kind of cadence. In general the articles they put out don't seem to be ones that are tedious or boring to write, so I don't see why they'd AI-generate their articles. I also remember their old articles before the AI hype train being written in the same kind of cadence. It is grating but I think it's an annoying human, not an annoying LLM.
Are you really saying we should now go out of our way to not sound like AI? That sounds fucking exhausting. Not to mention the fact that AI marketing speak is "trained* on marketing speak so of course the marketing speak release note is going to sound like AI marketing speak
of course the marketing speak release note is going to sound like AI marketing speak
Weird. Because I'm not talking about the release note; I'm talking about It's FOSS' commentary on the release note. I read LibreOffice's 26.8 blog post, and as someone who's written a release blog before, it looks like a human wrote it. You'd think it wouldn't if "of course it's going to sound like AI marketing speak".
Did you read what I wrote that you think I'm talking about the marketing note for LibreOffice 26.8?
i dont understand why are u quoting three paragraphs and only adding "Absolutely fuck this shit." i dont undestand what are u blaming on (sorry my poor english)
Because the particular cadence and style looks like ChatGPT output. It follows a particular pattern of "it's not x; it's y". In this case, the
This isn't an oversight; it's a promise.
doesn't even make sense from a literary standpoint. It's perfectly formatted with the semicolon (which few humans understand how to use) and the boldface that excludes the full stop, but it just doesn't mean anything at all. It just follows the style template.
The next sentence ("... if your work can't leave the building ... the only way to prove that later ... is if the software never gave it anywhere to go") also doesn't make any sense. No person writes like that. Like what? It sure sounds reassuring but really, what am I supposed to understand from this? That LibreOffice is an offline app? Yes but who the fuck would explain it that way?
We know this is likely ChatGPT in particular because of how it uses emojis: opening sections, terminating conclusions, but never interspersed into a paragraph (which is something a certain segment of humans tend to do).
Yes I did because they were annoying
I don't know whether this counts as changing the content
And I agree, it's too LLM cofed to someone miss.
Nothing about the suite talks to a remote server, and none of it needs an internet connection to work.
Nitpick: I'm pretty sure my Windows copy of LibreOffice has an update checker that talks to a remote server. On Bazzite the flatpak gets auto-updated, so if flatpak LO has its own update checker I've never seen it.
Glad to hear it, I use Libreoffice myself so I'm happy I don't have to drop it
No offense to anyone in particular at collabora but of course they are embracing AI. That shop is all about done is done and have nothing to do with code quality and testing.
edit: embracogned / embracing
This morning I embracogned my kids before I drove to work.
I was so confused I had to go to check context hahaha.
Meanwhile the only reason I'd use an office suite over Typst is real-time collaboration with people who don't know coding
What is typst
Libre, with all these great improvements, can I please, for the love of Christ, have a regular scroll bar with buttons in Writer, now? I don't care what it looks like, or if they only have the magenta ones in stock, just add it.
^maybe^
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