saw this one at 2k views. I laugh every time YouTube recommends it to me now

saw this one at 2k views. I laugh every time YouTube recommends it to me now

Some opinions are more correct than others, but mine is the most correct.
am i out of the loop? what the hell is this about?
Anything in general. You can make a joke like this for nearly every hobby.
What movie is that though?
ковер плесень means "carpet mold"
It's probably google translated to Russian, since it's just two nouns slapped together.
Yeah, Google Translate also translates carpet as "ковер" instead of the proper spelling (ковёр), and it actually does translate "carpet mold" as "ковер плесень" (instead of a more proper translation like "ковровая плесень" or "плесень в ковре").
I'd say it's 99% google translate
Eh, both are proper spelling, I don't think any Russian manual said it's mandatory. The ë is used mainly in dictionaries, Russian schoolbooks, etc. where ambiguity should be minimal.
Fair enough. I tend to use it because it just reduces scanning ambiguity when reading text quickly.
It's also used by people who respect the language and don't want to see it gradually turn into a shitshow like English where it's spelled ‘Manchester’, pronounced ‘Liverpool’.
That's how zero-understanding of linguistics looks like .
Sure, Ḿäřṭṯı, sure.
I wonder how a person with such a great love to his rodnoй яzõk , can have no interest in it at all (or how any languages work in modern standards) , meanwhile commenting stupid shit like this.
It's not like what he said isn't true or actually correct. That's actually comprehending how languages work.
Russian won't turn into a shitshow because of people not using ë, that's catastrophism. No language has turned into a shitshow, for that matter, English functions well too.
“I haven't seen thing happen during my lifetime, therefore thing doesn't happen.”
What is the thing that's supposed to happen? You said English already is a 'shitshow' (not a thing that could've happened in our lifetime, but long ago), but it isn't a shitshow, and that's what I responded to, so you're moving the topic here.
It is a shitshow. I mean, what the fuck with the totally inconsistent, incoherent and incongruent phonetics (and grammar, and syntax, and spelling...)? That meme ("it's spelled 'Liverpool', it's pronounced 'Manchester'") is more of an anecdote than a joke.
The only thing you listed that could be described as particularly inconsistent is spelling. But non-phonemic spelling is found in countless other languages and doesn't really hamper the language. It might even be helpful for languages with diverse accents. English could be revised on some points with no issue (, and some other cases), but overall it's functional.
As for the rest, I don't know how phonetics could be inconsistent. Like, is it inconsistent that frogs is pronounced as /frogz/, but clocks as /kloks/, so the -s plural ending is realised differently in different words? As for grammar, what about it? Do you think it's unusual for a language to have "irregular" forms such as buy-bought rather than *buyed? Tons of languages have them, I doubt if there's any without "irregularities" at all.
(Note: syntax is a part of grammar.)
Viewing these things as a shitshow, as something particularly negative or even harmful, is literally anti-scientific.
When was the last time you read a book which used ë regularly (as in, not just in cases as distinguishing все-всё)?
For better or worse, I've been reading almost exclusively in English for years, but also listening to English audiobooks wherein I learned a lot of new things about words that I've seen before. That's precisely why I've become more entrenched in my belief that ‘ё’ shouldn't be optional. And use it myself always.
If you had read books in Russian, you'd notice that basically no Russian writer after Karamzin (who IIRC proposed the ë letter himself) "respected" the Russian language enough to use the letter. It's legitimate for you to use it (all the better for me as a foreign speaker), but it's not something to act elitist about.
Whether Russian will go in the direction of English depends on how its pronunciation develops, for now it's still pretty close to the spelling, although there are words and forms such as "моего, сегодня" that are pronounced as "моево, севодня". I wonder how many people would support changing this spelling.
In no way am I elitist about it. I'm just opposed to the language moving away from being phonemic, and am rather alarmist about that prospect, even though I know full well that the pronunciation will drift away while the spelling stays conservative.
‘его’ is at least a typical consistent rule, mapping to the pronunciation ‘ево’ in the same places in various words, just like ‘eau’ in French. But the replacement of ‘ё’ with ‘е’ is just egregious violation of a letter that has its own sound, without any reason for that.
In no way am I elitist about it
I think that equating respect for language with usage of the letter and vague guilt-tripping of people who don't use it is elitist.
the replacement of ‘ё’ with ‘е’
It's the other way around, actually, 'e' is the original letter and sound, the sound changed by the 18th century or so (as far as I'm aware) and then the modified letter was proposed but never made generally mandatory. People aren't replacing anything, they're writing same as always.
‘его’ is at least a typical consistent rule, mapping to the pronunciation ‘ево’ in the same places in various words
The name Егор doesn't follow it, but моего and сегодня do. Why? You have to explain the etymology of сегодня at the very least to make sense of it, undermining the consistency.
equating respect for language with usage of the letter and vague guilt-tripping of people who don't use it is elitist
Indeed, anyone using ‘q’ is better than others.
Oh wait, could you please check real quick if ‘ё’, a letter of the alphabet taught in school, maps unambiguously to a specific sound?
the modified letter was proposed but never made generally mandatory
Well maybe it was proposed because ‘ё’ denotes a very particular sound? Which, notably, Western languages can never quite approximate with their feeble ‘yo’ attempts, though Nordic languages do have a vaguely similar ‘ø’ or somesuch.
The name Егор doesn't follow it, but моего and сегодня do. Why?
Well, perhaps because the letters are in a different position? Why is /ˈlɔɹəns/ of Arabia not pronounced akin to /ˈsɛsəl/ B. Demille?
So yeah, you haven't really responded to the statement that your position is elitist, or at least smartassery that no linguist actually supports.
maybe it was proposed because ‘ё’ denotes a very particular sound?
Indeed. And then it wasn't made generally mandatory, and then the Russian language continued to work fine.
Which, notably, Western languages can never quite approximate
Why would that be remotely notable here? We're talking about Russian spelling of Russian language.
perhaps because the letters are in a different position?
And what is that position that makes the difference?
Well rug... Not carpet. And it's literally saying the carpet is the mold. So it would better translate to rug-mold.
"Ковёр" is closer to "carpet" I'd argue. I'd translate "rug" as "коврик"
I would agree with you. There's a regional difference I was born in Lvov Ukraine so I speak a more Ukrainian Russian. But I would venture to say that палас would be a more accurate word over all.
So just running a double check due to my historical map game infected brain, is Lvov the same as the historical Liviv? I know that different regions have different names depending on language, culture, and region or is this just a case of two places having really similar/ the same name for reasons, IE Ontario Canada vs Ontario California.
Same city, Lvov is the Russian and Lviv is the Ukrainian name. Ukrainian has historically shifted many 'o's to 'i'.
Yes. It is now called Lviv. At the time is was called Lvov because I was born during the Soviet era.
Thanks I knew there have been multiple names for that city due to Soviet fuckery and whatnot but wasn't sure. Like I knew it was originally Polish, then it was absorbed by the Soviets when they shoved everyone westward, and now it's Ukrainian but I wasn't quite sure.
I don't know if I like Interstellar or just Hans Zimmer
Why not just use “Solaris” / «Солярис»? Great movie.
Solaris was genuinely very difficult to follow. As an avante garde Sci Fi piece, incredible. You can draw a straight line from Solaris to a hundred Star Trek and Dr Who and Battle Star Galactica episodes. Absolutely littered with cool ideas.
As... entertainment? It was a bumpy road. The execution was rough, even by the standards of the era.
Haven’t seen the movie yet but the book was fuckin trippy! Loved it!
Everything I have read by Stanisław Lem was damn good. I should pull Golem XIV from the shelve and see if it aged well considering the current AI developments...
Since you're probably thinking of Tarkovsky's film, be advised that just like with ‘Stalker’, he didn't really follow the original material, and instead used it to build his own ideas. So it's a separate art piece.
Definitely one of the most boring films I’ve ever seen. Great solution for insomnia.
It's worthwhile to acknowledge that movies don't all exist along a Good-Bad axis, but also along an axis of Watchable-Unwatchable.
The Super Mario Bros. Movie with Bob Hoskins is Bad and Watchable.
La Dolce Vita is Good, but I would be hard-pressed to call it Watchable.
Morbius is Terrible, but not even remotely in a fun, Watchable way. It's just cold dog shit.
And of course all of these categories are 100% subjective relative to the individual viewer.
I'll take a bad movie that knows it's bad over a movie that thinks it's good every day of the week.
Context also matters.
Samurai cop, awful. Literally 0 redeeming value. If you watched it alone you'd pissed.
In a group of friends? One of the most intensely watchable movies you'll ever see.
Sure but why did I watch a movie called racing in the rain that I thought was about racing potentially in wet weather and I ended up crying for the next 2 hours?
Sorry guys, I just don't like movies very much 🤷🏻♂️.
I thought Interstellar was about as good as 2001.
As opposed to 2001 I understood Interstellar, which means it must be worse
This comment should have a trigger warning lol
I don't like Interstellar because what the hell does growing corn have to do with going into a black hole?
MCU nerds if you didn't like Infinity Bore
Interstellar is just straightforwardly a worse version of 2001: A Space Odyssey. Now I kinda want to know of there's a older, Russian version of that, though.
2001 was revolutionary, but it's 90 minutes too long for the story it tells, and not nearly long enough for the story it pretends it's trying to tell.
I think it's brilliant in a larger artistic aesthetic sense, as an experience, but I fully agree that it should have been an hour longer to really tell the story to completion. I've always treated 2001 more as an audio-visual experience, though, so I don't really mind. The Arthur C. Clarke book exists for a more plot-based experience. But your criticism is totally valid.
It's actually Czechoslovak, but check out https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ikarie_XB-1
Anything that Nolan isn't involved with is a winner. He's an awful director who makes cold forgettable characters.
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Nolan's a highly talented auteur cinematographier.
He's doing Magical Realism with SciFi pastiche, he's always got a great cast, infinity zillion dollar budget with stunning special effects.
Absolutely nothing clever or interesting to say with his work. It all ends at the level of two DudeBros snorting a line of coke and pretending to be smart.
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