I need more information on this.

As a millennial, I only learned to cook as self-defence; my mother was a shitty cook. On top of that she regularly did some diet stuff while I was underweight. Virtually none of my male peers did much beyond heating stuff up.

keming is hard

Man, I love the update to this classic.

I don't have the exact numbers on hand, but only like 1% of smokers die of smoking-induced cancer. Most die of heart attacks, followed by strokes and nasty infections with COPD.

And you always know you're talking to not particularly bright specimens, when they're sincerely talking about "the cure for cancer". It will never exist, because cancer is not a singular thing. Cancer is a category for hundreds of diseases.

Now, experts with the Wisconsin Historical Society have determined that the vessel is a roughly 1,000-year-old dugout canoe, likely handcrafted and used by Indigenous communities in the late 10th or early 11th century.

Likely? What's the alternative? Milled on a steam-powered machine with a template by German immigrants, because you never can be really sure with these things?

The paragraph on the meter should mention that their measuring error from the pole to the equator was .02%, which, without using satellites or even electricity, is fucking impressive.

Frankly the only way to drive gayness down is to either not consider the sexualities or skew the men:women ratio.

The more participants of one gender you have, the more they engage in gay sex. So, for example, adding more women to one man makes it more gay again.

Yes, old news is now new news.

Seriously, this has been posted 4 times a day for 2 weeks now.

Myes, this is my style of weird.

We need Communism. My point was them talking about water as a commodity and investment opportunity, is about monopolizing it and putting it into plastic bottles; nothing that's remotely useful for society as a whole.

Within the context of capitalism, I would be fine with it, iff they were talking about investing into relevant infrastructure, desalination plants, and so on. But, they're not.