I asked my idiot aunt (who won't admit to being a Trump supporter but is) why can't politicians leave medical decisions to medical professionals. She said medical professionals can't be trusted because they work for the government. That's how fucking stupid she is. We need the government to intervene in medical decisions because we can't trust professionals who work for the government

Trans rights are human rights.

Abortion is healthcare.

I would rather push back more directly than try to dodge the conversation.

Shit I need to memorize this speech

goddamn I miss the days conservatives cared more about privacy than bullshit culture garbage.

Huh, that's much more levelheaded and polite! I asked my uncle if his genitals fell off, because I don't understand why he's so concerned with everyone else's when he still has his own to worry about.

Yes. The trans issue. Followed shortly by the trans question, followed shortly by dontworryaboutit

Yeah, I’ve just decided I’m not taking the bait anymore. If they want to circle jerk about trans people, I have more important things to do, like, literally anything else. Trans stuff affects me 0% of any given day and I’ve never felt the need to police a bathroom or verify the gender of an athlete.

I cannot fucking believe our country is so mired in this absolute non-issue for 99.999% of the population.

Nah. I think instead we should double down and start promising scientific studies (in a couple weeks) will confirm our hypothesis on autism. We should definitely start fear mongering over vaccines and continue blaming doctors and trans people. /s

Fucking RFK this week.

They always need someone to persecute. It's the only thing their base wants in life: a good lynching.

They tried the anti-trans bs in VA last year and got fucking destroyed by spanberger. Liberals and moderates don't care about it anymore. The magat trash are getting more and more detached from reality by the day, and that says a lot, because they've always been detached from reality.

"Small enough to fit in your reproductive organs" appears to be the goal.

Small enough to fit in your pants.

The party of small government has always been the party of NO government. Because once democracy is gone, they can take over and do what they want. The south never stopped waging the civil war, they just kept waging it by other means. They always hated the Union, and because they weren't stomped out completely they came back, like an infection when you don't finish your antibiotics.

They want to destroy it, because they know that they cannot and will never be in charge as long as us, the common people have a say.

GOP!!! GOP!!!

That's too fast. This piece of shit deserves to suffer.

Me scribbling in my temu deathnote.

Yes, because the conservative mind is incapable of any critical thought. Just whatever heir leader says

Looking at how many American men were circumcised in the last few generations, for no reason other than it being gently suggested by the government, Yes, apparently that's the way it is.

People love forcing genital pain onto others to make themselves feel better, but hate it if others are allowed to do anything to their genitals themselves. I think it's the abrahamic religions? Because that's what they do there too.

OMG if trump cut off kegseth's dick, and then got on stage and said something like "he did woman things and the iran killed a battleship, so I gave him a pussy" these idiots really would cheer and parade him around as a [slur], to use as an "example" of how "horrible trans people are".

I think he means "we're stapling dongs back on"

It's the second half of a surgery when they reassemble

No, dissection is also surgery.

He’s who bubbled up to the top, but it’s a deep swamp.

I was reading this and thought, shit, is that one of my comments? Because that's exactly something I would say. And then I remember, we all feel like that.

Now we know where RFKs raccoon peens are ending up.

Yep. A few years ago there was that whole spiel about how Democrats were putting litter boxes in public school classrooms so that the kids who identify as animals would have a place to relieve themselves. I heard someone actively talking about it while grocery shopping at one point.

Trump himself has claimed children are getting gender affirming surgery IN SCHOOL and I can tell you that there are men and women out there, this very year in 2026, who have made statements implying they would kill the teachers involved. Like, it's complete fantasy, they just love to be angry and act tough about stuff that's not happening and never will.

They also believe they live in the greatest country and that they are free.

He's the first, and only, person I'd be happy to find out they contracted Ebola.

you have to keep cows pregnant to milk them. If he was to attempt to milk a non pregnant cow his paradigm of milkable would collapse.

If bulls are anything like people, well, put the bull on HRT for a couple of years and you might be able to milk it. Trans women can lactate breast milk that’s nutritionally identical to cis women’s.

They are brainwashed nutjobs who are exposed to propaganda 24/7. They have no life without it now, that's why it's their entire identity.

he's wearing a shirt about jerking off farm animals in public, and that seems OK to him

Maybe it's something he thinks about a lot, and this is his way of coping with the cognitive dissonance.

He is also broadcasting that he is the one that is confused by the idea of gender.

Also: imagine being such a fucking asshole about culture war bullshit that you'd not only waste money on buying a stupid shirt like that but wearing it in public.

The only way it'd get any more obvious is if they started literally printing up shirts that said "The Tribe That Rubs Shit In Their Hair" and started wearing those.

Call Ben Carson

5 dicks. How do your condoms fit?

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Like a glove

You do you, you funky echidna.

First they came to put tits on me, and I said hell yeah, because tits are dope

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